Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “As you well know, I butt-in all the time”

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Andrew: “Hanford seems wrong to me”

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Andrew: “I guess I’m gonna punch you in the face?”

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Andrew: “Look at what your son did to my boy”

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Andrew: “The nerds can’t beat up on the nerds!”

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Andrew: “You still got it! Beautiful bastard!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke. Happy… pod-iversary… Umm… Please explain? You don’t remember our anniversary? Are we really gonna have this… trope… of an argument on the show? I think what I’ll tell you is, ‘Goldfish, I forgot'”

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Andrew and Luke: Playing the El Ropo musical button and saying “Dave Kansas”

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Luke: “Could you have healed a little faster!?”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for providing information about the TBTL Cereal special

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Luke: “I didn’t miss that sausage fest”

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Luke: “I rage out pretty often”

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Luke: “I’m a… content creation machine, everyone”

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Luke: “It’s a 30-year punch”

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Luke: “Just 30 years of stuffing it down!”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: “But, I… had just eaten McDonalds and was full of shame. And, the only way to get the shame out was to brush your teeth”

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Andrew: “Can I be strong like a Kiki?”

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Andrew: “Can’t trust those bozos!”

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Andrew: “Does this involve race in anyway?”

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Andrew: “I have elevator dreams, Luke”

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Andrew: “I just like to be tan. It just feels good”

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Andrew: “In all seriousness, I’m not doing this to get in your head”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s a flex”

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Andrew: “Okay. Get our words together, Walsh, then say them”

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Andrew: Saying “That’s weird!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “The platonic ideal of a calendar week”

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Andrew: “Your… your mouth and your brain disconnected just for one second”

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Luke: “Boomer Sooner!”

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Luke: “Caused my bunghole to pucker… my friend”

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Luke: “I’m not having this”

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Luke: “I’m playing three-dimensional podcasting”

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Luke: “It’s also nice that it’s… another one of those months where… the first day of the month is also… a Monday… Monday, March 5th. Everything just feels… aligned” [ed: 🤦🏻‍♂️]

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Luke: “KBOI!”

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Luke: Saying “You did me dirty!” in a British accent

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Luke: Singing “Lightning… striking again”

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Luke: “You’re putting something out into the environment here that we now all have to smell with our ears”

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Luke: “You’re verbally farting”

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Andrew: “Get outta my business, Burbank!”

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Andrew: “I before E, except for a bunch of exceptions”

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Andrew: “I delete things too fast and close things too quickly”

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Andrew: “I don’t even hate it; it was just weird!”

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Andrew: “I remember making that joke yesterday; but, why does my voice sound like that? Was I making that… was I saying that in a goofy voice?”

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Andrew: “Just go to break, asshole”

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Andrew: “Of course, now they might be disappointed to hear your voice, though”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. That’s the business”

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Andrew: Playing a clip of something he did for the “Brains On!” podcast

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Andrew: “Rubber butter, baby bumpers”

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Andrew: “Ugh! Ugh!! Get outta my business, Burbank!”

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Andrew: “We’re rolling here. And, I think I… You sound wonderful, by the way. Great connection on the phone”

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Andrew: “You fascinate me as a person”

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Andrew: “You gotta inhabit it or leave it in the cabinet!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Of course, now they might be disappointed to hear your voice, though”

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Luke: “I don’t remember that; but that doesn’t mean you’re making it up”

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Luke: “I see the IKEA! Shut up!”

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Luke: “I will remember somebody; or, at least… you know, before my brain was Swiss cheese”

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Luke: “Is this elephant drinking again? That elephant used scary words, Mama”

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Luke: “It means my brain has turned into rubber butter”

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Luke: “Please remember: No mountain too hall… too tall”

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Luke: “You’re giving good phone”

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Luke and Andrew: “I before E, except for the other times. Right”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke… I love you”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know we’d be swift-boating in this episode!”

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Andrew: “I love you”

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Andrew: “I might be a little drunk; but, no more than usual”

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Andrew: “Is happening by a… manly finger!”

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Andrew: “It is time to say goodbye here, Luke”

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Andrew: “Lamb of Pod”

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Andrew: “Luke, the listeners aren’t paying you to listen to ‘Smuggler’s Blues’ on their time!”

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Andrew: Making a Scooby/Yoda sound

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Andrew: “No thank you!”

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Andrew: Saying “Scooby Snack, I want!” as Scooby/Yoda

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Andrew: “Seems like that was a… swing and a miss, Internet”

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Andrew: “Smaug Norfolk”

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Andrew: “So, see? You don’t know everything”

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Andrew: “Socks are not the way to this soldier’s heart”

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Andrew: “Something funny’s going on”

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Andrew: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Toilets”

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Andrew: “What’s a Blursday?”

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Andrew: “Zenithz [sic]“

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Andrew and Luke: Entmoot talk

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Andrew and Luke: “God! (Yeah) Get my head out of the gutter!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What are we doing? What is happening today? I promise, I am not on anything”

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Luke: “Ello yon na [sic] adonai, Age to age you’re still the same… By the power of your name”

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Luke: “Freaked me the flip out”

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Luke: “I am focusing on episode three-thousand, three-hundred… and sixty-six! He said with confidence” [ed.: Confident, yet wrong]

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Luke: “I love negative space”

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Luke: “Please never say ‘manly finger’ again on the show”

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Luke: Saying “A mystery, you will not solve! Until meddleson–meddlesome children, you have been!” as Yoda

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Luke: Saying “A mystery, you will not solve!” as Yoda

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Luke: Singing “Sweet lamb of pod”

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Luke: “Stop the video!”

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Luke: “The H is O”

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Luke: “Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s noon in Seattle. It’s kind of a big deal in my life (No, I don’t think so… Just kidding)”

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Luke and Andrew: “They called their stadium, ‘The House of Pain’! Ooh, I didn’t know that! Jump around”

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Andrew: “And an angry Andrew”

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Andrew: “I do not mind letting those crackers get real soggy”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna blow all the butter talk today”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna get too baseball-y here”

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Andrew: “The whole story is just a bummer; so, it must be kind of a bummer for him”

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Andrew: “There’s a Nature Ranch Valley party in my mouth!”

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Andrew: “They are the wolves… of the Willamette”

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Andrew: “Upshaw!!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m a salt-a-holic, Luke”

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Andrew: “You are speaking like a more normal person”

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Luke: “I D… I DA… DGAF”

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Luke: “My brain is just… like, it’s so diarrhetic”

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Luke: “Oh! God bless”

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Luke: “That guy sucked!”

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Luke: “You know what I had last night… for din-din?”

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Andrew: “Aah!”

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Andrew: “Aah!!!”

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Andrew: “As an old, I’m still not 100 percent comfortable with that”

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Andrew: “He who shall not be named?”

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Andrew: “Heis wide shutters”

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Andrew: “I feel like I remember him dying”

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Andrew: “I use a bucket and a mop”

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Andrew: “It needs a little, it needs a little… clean up in here”

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Andrew: Making camera panning sound

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Andrew: “No kidding!”

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Andrew: “Now, when it’s… you know… shoots… properly, it’s so satisfying”

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Andrew: “Shazam!”

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Andrew: “That’s rough”

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Andrew: “What I’m… going to say is going to make me sound like a creeper”

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Andrew: “Wow. That is a blast from the past”

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Andrew: “You know, not to… class signal here; but, yeah, we’re a Wet Jet family”

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Luke: “(Andrew Walsh, Andrew Walsh) A real show derailer”

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Luke: “Don’t spill the T”

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Luke: “Don’t talk about the T, guys”

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Luke: “Full derp face”

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Luke: “How do you say ‘Shazam’ in Italian?”

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Luke: “It’s actually, ‘Bibertyville'”

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Luke: Saying “Don’t put a little paintball on our lovable robot dog” as Jim Nabors

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Luke: “Golly!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Luke: Saying “Shazam!” as Jim Nabors

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Luke: “There is a… 90 percent chance… of me… winging one… Andy Rooney-style on this episode of the show”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “Wyd!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Liberty… Biberty… Bill. Biberty”

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Luke and Andrew: “Splooch… the… the (Turtle) diuretic [sic] turtle from Australia… Splooch the diarrhetic turtle! I would watch that cartoon”

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