Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: Singing “Doop, doop, doop”

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Andrew: “YOLO BOLO”

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Luke: “If the food is yummy, I like it”

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Luke: “It puts the laughter in the basket or it gets the joke again”

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Luke: “Mama, am I a star? Did I make it, Mama?”

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Luke: Singing

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Luke: Singing “Cuz, I’m just a teenage dirtbag”

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Luke: Singing “I’ve got one phone in my pocket and the other one is dialing 9-1-1”

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Luke: “YODO BODO”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke… As a language… model chat bot, I cannot… comment on your intro… But… take this… as an acknowledgement… that you did an intro”

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Andrew: “I did not know what I was gonna say until I opened my mouth”

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Andrew: “I don’t understand it”

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Andrew: “I know I was responsible for it, in some way. I don’t know when”

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Andrew: “I stop pretending that I have a girlfriend to avoid your bullshit”

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Andrew: “Okay… Here’s your bathroom. Have fun cleaning it”

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Andrew: “Put on some pants, you damn fries!”

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Andrew: “Thank… the ever loving God”

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Andrew: “This is a gross bathroom story”

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Andrew: “Women drive like this and guys drive like this!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve seen it. (Right, right) I’ve created some messes. I’ve cleaned up messes (Right)”

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Andrew: “And, that’s coming from a ro-but! [sic]“

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Andrew: “Did you hoop?”

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Andrew: “Hey, hermano”

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Andrew: “I thought you had a bad drunken idea; but, you had a great drunken idea!”

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Andrew: “I’m embarrassed. I embarrass the show”

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Andrew: “I’m human and I’m ready to mu-man [ph]“

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Andrew: “That’s for dang sure! And, I’m sorry about the language”

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Andrew: “Yes, I acknowledge X; but, Y Z”

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Luke: “Disneyland!?”

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Luke: “Entrain roulet! [ph]“

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Luke: Saying “Thanks so much for the quick response” in a drunken manner

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Luke: “You gotta be fucking kidding me”

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Andrew: “I am somebody, Luke… who tries to live my life… with as few regrets as possible”

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Andrew: “I have a mystery water problem”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Is this pee?”

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Andrew: “One of these days, we’re just going to open it and it’s gonna be dead inside; like, like, me”

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Andrew: “Slow down, Poindexter”

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Andrew: “That’s a new bike. I love that bike… It’s fluorescent”

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Andrew: “This is gonna complicate everything”

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Luke: “Are you there, God? It’s me, Luke”

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Luke: “I’ve never, successfully, found a stud, Andrew”

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Luke: “The little guy that beeps”

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Luke: “When you can’t find toilet paper to feed your children”

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Andrew: “Are my tickets gonna go down? Cuz, I’m going to the ballpark and I wanna be there for as long as frickin’ possible!”

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Andrew: “I just need to relax!”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry I’m not gonna apologize!”

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Andrew: “Maybe, you’re more of a horse person!”

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Andrew: “Oh, well, we do things a little bit different here. What we do is: first, we take your wine order. Then, we bring you your wine… And, then, you tell us what food you want off the menu. Then, we bring you that food”

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Andrew: “Watch that sport!”

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Andrew: “Well, no”

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Andrew and Luke: “No shirt, Sherlock… No shirt, Sherlock!”

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Luke: “I’m, like, a cool, down-ass guy”

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Luke: “No shirt, Sherlock!”

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Luke: “We like it that this shit takes too long”

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Andrew: “But, I’m still an old fuddy-duddy”

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Andrew: “I answer to anything”

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Andrew: “I’m too old to understand”

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Andrew: “If they ask me three times, the rooster will crow”

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Andrew: “If we could just knock everybody off a donkey”

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Andrew: “It never translates right coming out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “Now, let me ask you this, Bible boy”

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Andrew: “Now, you get creepy… Now, you start leaving more notes”

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Andrew: “That’s what we all wanna know”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let me ask you this, Bible boy! (Oh, man)”

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Andrew and Luke: Mimicking running out of breath

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Luke: “Are you ready for something to get weird, dude?”

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Luke: “Hey, dude. Are you ready to get weird?”

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Luke: “I didn’t do shit! I didn’t rig shit!”

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