Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Boy, good retention, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Cuz, why would I be prepared for this segment that we set up three damn days ago?”

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Andrew: “Here I am making things less fun again”

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Andrew: “Hey, dinguses. There was a note on it”

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Andrew: “I almost opened my mouth and started to spit vitriol”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what that means; but, that sounds fun. I like blocks”

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Andrew: “I forgot about time zones last night”

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Andrew: “I hated that you went there and I hated everything about that; but, you… you did stick the landing”

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Andrew: “I’ll be a son-of-a-gun!”

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Andrew: “Suddenly, some dingus in Seattle is like… ‘Yeah! It’s not a condiment'”

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Andrew: “They did it again!”

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Andrew: “This didn’t blow my mind as much”

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Andrew: “Who loves ya, baby?”

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Andrew: “Yeah! It’s not a condiment”

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Luke: “Deny, deny, deny… Never… admit any fault”

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Luke: “God, I love these French weirdos”

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Luke: “Gotta get a longer drumroll”

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Luke: “I’m Team Woo”

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Luke: “Is iceberg lettuce even a food?”

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Luke: “Is lettuce a vegetable?”

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Luke: “KBJR-6!”

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Luke: “Laura… show yourself”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of talking after having spicy food going down the wrong pipe

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Luke: “No gym for you, Burbs”

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Luke: “Somebody was dieting and they weren’t happy!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Honestly, that won us a Peabody. I’m sorry, (You know what?) that won us a Poop-body. Oh… Come on! That’s a… decent joke”

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Andrew: “But, I’m still butthurt about something”

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Andrew: “Chips and dip, chips and dip. I love my chips and dip”

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Andrew: “I could be wrong… and, if so, I will totally eat my words; but, I will not eat any… Thousand Island”

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Andrew: “I won’t touch it literally… and, I, I won’t touch it conversationally here”

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Andrew: “It gave me the bad feeling in my stomach”

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Andrew: Singing “How do you do what you do to me”

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Andrew: Singing “It’s your cousin… from Boston”

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Andrew: “This is gonna… this is gonna get in my head”‘

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Andrew: “You got a bad cable, my friend”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thank you. There’s never… Hidden Van… Hidden–Oh my gosh. Can’t even say it… First words today. First words, Luke. I couldn’t even get ’em out!”

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Luke: “I say this as a person who’s working on divorce number two”

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Luke: “I’m Googling!”

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Luke: “Just because you Cancún… doesn’t mean… you should-cún”

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Luke: Singing “If the rhythm feels good, let me hear you say, ‘Ooo! Ooo!'”

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Luke: Singing “You’ve Really Got a Hold on Me”

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Andrew: Air-blasting into the microphone

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Andrew: “Blowing into the actual, you know… maw of the Nintendo”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: “Hey!”

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Andrew: “High-powered… lips pursed, really, kind of… sand-blasting with air. Air-blasting, I guess, is the word”

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Andrew: “I don’t brush my teeth”

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Andrew: “I’m out of my depth here”

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Andrew: “I’m such an idiot! I’m such an idiot”

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Andrew: “Kinda warm up… the open end of that cartridge”

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Andrew: Making a slow, hot breathy thing into the microphone

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Andrew: “Oh, God! My teeth don’t feel like shiny, smooth clean… to the touch”

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Andrew: “Plurscast”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, I’m gonna use an emoji now!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “It wasn’t the stripes, Luke!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Here he comes, Mister Podcaster”

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Andrew: “Some weird stuff was happening online”

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Andrew: “Sorry, that was a terrible sound”

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Andrew: “Tell me when I get a ding and I’ll ding myself”

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Andrew: “The slow… hot… breathy thing”

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Andrew: “There’s no good redeeming quality of it. It’s just pure ugliness”

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Andrew: “They don’t go with Korn-heads”

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Andrew: “What’s a GenZ?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I’m super old”

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Andrew and Luke: “Anything you want! Please! (Yes!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I just… (Mmm-hmm) go brush my teeth now… please?”

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Luke: “Clear Heis, full heart”

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Luke: “I don’t know what that means; but, I wanna be there for it when it happens!”

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Luke: “I’m just a podcaster, standing in front of a Roomba, asking it to make out with me”

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Luke: “That was my last shoelace!”

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Luke: “Well, there was a sad sack. It was called ‘me'”

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Andrew: “Clap your hands, say ‘Nah'”

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Andrew: Clapping

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Andrew: “Grading on a scale… grading on the Walshian scale”

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Andrew: “Have you found yourself on Crackle… at all?”

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Andrew: “I listen to bad radio!”

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Andrew: “Let’s not autopsy that joke”

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Andrew: “The nerd in me wants to just, kind of, examine that a little bit”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do I hear a little, like, a… a little bit of, like, a… a didgeridoo or something in the background; or, am I…? I didgeridon’t”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing along to Spandau Ballet’s “Through the Barricade”

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Luke: “But, somehow, there’s just a certain section of my iTunes that just sounds like wet doo-doo”

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Luke: “It was some Hodor shit!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, wow! Yeah, this file’s fascinating!”

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Luke: Saying “Program” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “1-877-Kars 4 Kids” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: Singing “Domp, domp, domp. 1-87”

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Luke: “You don’t mean to talk merde… about the French language?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Good morning, my friend. Good morning, Luke! Is it still morning?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Youz going down to Wawa? (Oh, wow) Okay, I’m gonna get an ice water”

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Andrew: “And start a spiral of, of disappointment and frustration”

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Andrew: “Back-slappy, manly time”

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Andrew: “But, I’m not even gonna… open up the possibility of them picking it up; only, to let me down and, and start a spiral of, of disappointment and frustration with the city”

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Andrew: “He won’t be here forever, will he”

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Andrew: “I am having troubles, man! Say all the letters in the words, Walsh. Come on!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t even try today”

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Andrew: “I do have my thinging cap on. This rem–Did I say ‘thinging’? I do have my thinging cap on”

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Andrew: “I just released desire”

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Andrew: “I tried Garfield before and it didn’t get me anywhere”

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Andrew: “I’m afraid the only way we’re gonna have… a somewhat listenable podcast today is if I keep Theo on my lap”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna play all my greatest hits today”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna focus on… the B-Us here”

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Andrew: “I’m just, kind of, slip-sliding around the town”

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Andrew: “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

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Andrew: “I’m obsessed with garbage”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making an old man sound in the background

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Andrew: Making tires slipping on ice sounds

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Andrew: “Ohh-ho!”

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Andrew: “Say all the letters in the words, Walsh. Come on!”

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Andrew: Saying “Soup… soup is bipartisan” as President Barack Obama

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Andrew: “That was me making an old man sound”

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Andrew: “You know what? I’m not listening… I’m not listening to the… the universe”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna get me inside the bubble with the butter lady”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think this is gonna be the most shocking thing… I have said on TBTL in quite some time; so, buckle up… Mmmkay… I didn’t even try today”

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Luke: “Blink twice if you can still hear me”

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Luke: “I am the only Burbank… in Portland, with power, currently”

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Luke: “It’s… tongue… planted firmly in cheek”

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Luke: Saying “As-as Jay would say, ‘You got soup!'” as President Barack Obama

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Luke: “We’re in deep woo-woo”

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Luke and Andrew: “A hard, but not frozen, rain to… (Yes) sweep the snow off of these streets”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yaris, Yaris! Yaris!”

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