Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Ahh! What I wouldn’t do for a meat tent” (Edited)

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Andrew: “Andrew finally blew a fuse”

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Andrew: “Big, fat, wet flakes”

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Andrew: Death rattle

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Andrew: “Does anybody know about this lobster thing? He should be canceled!”

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Andrew: “How is it, Luke, how is it… that on this day… when I’m so… hungry… every single one of our drops has to do with food?”

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Andrew: “I blow my nose with 50 dollar bills”

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Andrew: “I like you… I like baseball… I like wasting time”

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Andrew: “I… have a lot of things that I’ve said on this show that I regret”

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Andrew: “I’ll just bleep it”

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Andrew: “I’m not, I’m not vegan… I eat meat”

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Andrew: “If you hear me speaking here and thinking… ‘Well, this isn’t something you live by, Walsh.’ I know”

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Andrew: “It’s like milk; but, for humans”

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Andrew: “Like, whatever! Whatever! I’ll try it, sure”

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Andrew: “Meat tents”

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Andrew: “Pardon me! Do you hear that death rattle in my voice?”

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Andrew: “Sometimes, my inability to speak saves me from future sadness; when, that drop woulda come back in my face”

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Andrew: “The butter makes it better”

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Andrew: “We’re adding some heat to our Valentine’s Day”

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Andrew: “You’re in New Hampshire now!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No! Don’t consider that! (I know!) Consider it and then dismiss it!”

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Luke: “He has lost his damn mind!”

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Luke: “I am just taking this to the least fun place”

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Luke: “I know I’m being so no fun; and, I apologize”

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Luke: “It makes me weirdly excited that all the cars are spun out on the freeway”

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Luke: “Like, we are now in full-on… snow-mageddon”

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Luke: “Ya can’t get there from here!”

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Luke: “You’re cute!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about the Miami Meat Tents? How about not!”

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Andrew: “And, I feel very lost, and I feel cold, and I feel scared, and I feel old”

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Andrew: “And, pray to the saint of Internet speeds”

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Andrew: “Back in me day!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Andrew… what’s the most important… part of the story? Ignore it. Now, say what’s on your mind”

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Andrew: “I can’t figure out light bulbs anymore, Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t have time to Columbo up your story here”

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Andrew: “I told you… I don’t know how to read”

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Andrew: “I, well, hmm. I had something I wanted to talk to you about”

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Andrew: “I’m a… duck’s legs… flapping in the water trying to keep up”

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Andrew: “Just like a real crusty, grumpy old man”

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Andrew: “Oh; and, the adventure begins again”

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Andrew: “Okay. So… Pills? No… pil–pills! Hey-hey… Hey, pills. Doctor Pill–I mean”

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Andrew: “Shut up, little man!”

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Andrew: “The TheraGun Mini, for me, is where it’s at!”

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Andrew: “This goes nowhere… Eh, it goes nowhere”

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Andrew: “Well, I made a fart joke on the show the other day”

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Luke: “Back in my day!”

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Luke: “I’m, like, making a… list and I’m checking it twice”

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Luke: “Next thing you know… you’ve gone full Rooney”

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Luke: “Oh, hey! Y’all said this name!”

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Luke: Saying “Well, you know, actually, the money’s probably fine” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Bleeding my insecurities all over the place”

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Andrew: “Did it again, Walsh. Really homed in on the interesting part of the article!”

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Andrew: “I asked you a question; and, now, I’m answering it. So, that’s a dangerous game, Dan-O”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna make it weird”

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Andrew: “I think I stumbled and bumbled my way into TBTL talk”

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Andrew: “I would always come home and… have a list of things to be insecure about and to beat myself over”

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Andrew: “I… flipped my shit. I was screaming. I was crying”

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Andrew: “I’ve written a bad tweet or two in my time”

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Andrew: “If I open a door, I better be ready to walk through it with these folks”

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Andrew: “Is it McCartney-Lennon or Lennon-McCartney? Well, it depends on who you ask, doesn’t it Paul!?”

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Andrew: “It was a classic… shame recognize game situation”

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Andrew: “Oh, fiddlesticks! Where’s my TikTok login?”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! No!”

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Andrew: “Palate cleanser time!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, I dunno if you know this; but, I also write a newsletter” and shuddering

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t like cheese” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Happy, happy, happy birthday” and clapping

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Andrew: “Ugh! I felt like I hated everything that I’d said on the show!”

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Andrew: “Uh… I’m prepared to go forward”

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Andrew: “What the fuck is with this kid?”

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Luke: “Another listener, who prefers not to be named on the show, but does a lot of stuff to help around here… gave us, I guess, a compliment” [ed: Yes, it was a compliment.]

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Luke: “At what cost, McCona-dog? At what cost?”

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Luke: “Aw, fiddlesticks!”

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Luke: “Holy hell is this wrong! But, holy hell is it… erotic!”

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Luke: “I could do this all day, you guys. All day”

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Luke: “Meow-meow-meow… meow-meow… meow-meow, objection. Overruled. Sustained. I’ll allow it”

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Luke: “Oh, God, I’m old!”

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The clip played at the beginning of the show was sent in by Listener Max in Brooklyn. Max created wonderful piece of audio based on the spoof that Luke came up with called “Barketplace”.

Listener Max in Brooklyn: Barketplace

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Andrew: “Conversational seat belt”

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Andrew: “I was so full of shame already”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna clear my throat… Way better. Way better. Coming in stronger now”

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Andrew: “I’m no expert; but, I do have a computer”

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Andrew: “Like, I was so full already. I was so full of shame already”

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Andrew: Making a trumpet sound

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Andrew: “No! I’m sure I didn’t; because, I’m filled with shame”

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Andrew: “Not everything has to be a starter. I think I’ve proved that with this show”

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Andrew: “Something’s wrong with that; and, I don’t know what it is! Maybe, it’s racism”

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Andrew: “There are idiots all over the place”

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Andrew: “With a, a glancing blow, you can blow this off”

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Andrew: “Yeah, baby. That’s the business”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke Burbank… That’s my name”

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Luke: “Louis the Whatever”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, there was something that felt so… decadent (Yeah) and, like… Louis the Whatever… of me”

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Andrew: “I hate Mondays”

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Andrew: “I love that man… so, so much”

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Andrew: “I’m getting really boring here”

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Andrew: “I’m saying this just so that Genevieve doesn’t come in here and, and hurt me”

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Andrew: “It’s just Le Batard talk”

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Andrew: “It’s just so… dumb and lazy!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “That’s a little… sexual right there, I believe. No?”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m being a little snowflaky here, I guess”

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Andrew and Luke: “Behind him is his, like… you know, co-musician. That’s what they call him (Uh-huh), right?”

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Luke: “Bridgetown!”

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Luke: “Cuz, nobody overuses a joke like Old Burbs”

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Luke: “I’m a hard maybe”

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Luke: “I’m not bringing anybody over to my weird side of this”

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Luke: “It was a war of northern aggression. What?”

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Luke: “Not my joke”

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Luke: “Nothing gold can stay in my mind”

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Luke: “Ooh, explicit”

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Luke: Saying “When opportunity knocks at your corrugated garage door” with a Philly accent

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Luke: Singing “Music in a blog post. Music in a”

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Luke: Singing “You even had him in the shower”

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Luke: “Stomp, stomp, clap part”

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Andrew: “And, the bummer of the news is”

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Andrew: “Are we rich yet, Daddy?”

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Andrew: “Are we… rich yet… Daddy?”

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Andrew: “Damn! That’s a special day”

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Andrew: Death rattle

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Andrew: “Derping around the Internet”

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Andrew: “Dude’s not super great at it”

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Andrew: “Good morning, early bird”

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Andrew: “I gotta stop this”

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Andrew: “I had, like, aphasia of the ears for a second”

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Andrew: “I’ll be honest. I’m thinking about it!”

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Andrew: “I’m engaged at this point”

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Andrew: “I’m not… trying to trick my body that I’m sleep pooping”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, buddy. I don’t… I don’t remember who you are”

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Andrew: “I’m such an idiot!”

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Andrew: “If I start workshopping that right now, that’s the type of thing that I’m gonna be hearing back in my headphones on Monday morning when you introduce me on the show”

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Andrew: “If I was wearing pearls, I would have clutched them”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn!!”

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Andrew: “Pardon me. Do you hear that death rattle? Do you hear that scythian rattle?”

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Andrew: Saying “Presentation” as David S. Pumpkins

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m not gonna say that anymore”

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Luke: “¡Ay, papi!”

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Luke: “¡Ay, papi!” #2

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Luke: “Are we rich yet, Daddy? Ay, papi”

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Luke: Football coach press conference listing all possible options for knee positions

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Luke: “I realized I had to pee… Then, by the time I had to peed, I was kind of awake… So, then I just took on the day like a champion… an accidental champion”

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Luke: “You don’t get the show!”

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