Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Beeb-dom?”

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Andrew: “But, now, I’m in this whole world of Pidgin”

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Andrew: “Get up early for alone time? No way, José!”

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Andrew: “I literally… do not know if I dreamt this”

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Andrew: “I was being thick there”

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Andrew: “It’s a Reservoir Dogs of Blursdays!”

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Andrew: “It’s too big”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Like, it’s bullshit!”

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Andrew: “Luke, can you hear my smile?”

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Andrew: “Mick!”

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Andrew: “Oh, my dude!”

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Andrew: “Ooh! This is my alone time. This is my special time”

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Andrew: Saying “Luke, can you hear my smile?” with even more smile

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Andrew: “Start your meetings right and they are more likely to end right”

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Andrew: “Stupid face”

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Andrew: “Wake up, Theo”

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Andrew: “We’re idiots”

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Andrew: “Whoo! Party times”

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Andrew: “You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals; so, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel”

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Andrew: “You’ll see it. You’ll hate it”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying a drawn out “Freedom!” with Luke saying “Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mīk! (Okay)”

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Luke: Drawn out “Freedom!”

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Luke: “Oh, boy. Don’t do it, Burbs. Don’t do it”

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Luke: “Okay, honey bunny”

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Luke: “Our Hasse’s on Broadway”

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Luke: “Start your meetings right… and they are more likely to end right”

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Luke: “The Appliance Whaambulance”

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Luke: “You start your meetings right… and they are more likely to end right”

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Andrew: “A Gen X sarcasmo”

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Andrew: “Ab…so…lutely”

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Andrew: “After the break, I will… reveal all!”

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Andrew: “Boy, Andrew, you did a good job making this pot of coffee today”

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Andrew: “How did the tail wag that dog?”

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Andrew: “I am drinking… a damn good cup of coffee here, Luke”

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Andrew: “I have something that I wanna say”

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Andrew: “It’s probably on me”

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Andrew: “La-La Land!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now… What about farts?”

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Andrew: “Objective… agenda… umbrella, release”

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Andrew: “Paul… I am your father”

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Andrew: “See ya in Seattle, suckers!”

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Andrew: Singing “And, she said… ‘I think, we both kinda liked it'” in a Muppet-y manner

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Andrew: “Stannis, I am your father”

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Andrew: “Stannis, you had my smoke baby?”

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Andrew: “They beat my Brownies”

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Andrew: “This coup stuff hit different… now”

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Andrew: “You’d expect me to take it to farts”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, that’s… reasonable. People can… disagree… No, they can’t”

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Luke: “Again, I don’t wanna paint you with my brush”

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Luke: “At the C of the O of the B”

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Luke: “I had 5 glasses of wine and 4 farts”

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Luke: “I know… shit-all about college basketball”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making bean bag catching sounds

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Luke: Making bean bag catching sounds #2

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Luke: “My armpits… my body”

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Luke: “Scooby-Doo, they call him Scooby-Doo; but, Scooby-Don’t”

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Luke: “Shoosh!”

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Luke: Singing “The right time to roll with me”

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Luke: Singing “This time, baby, I’ll use… bullet points”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Roll to Me” by Del Amitri

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Luke: “Wow… Why did you let that happen?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I please take this show to an even weirder place… (Mmm-hmm) on this… (Mmm-hmm) Wednesday?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it… (Mmm-hmm) well”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “I said, ‘What about… Breakfast at Tiffany’s?’ (Breakfast at Tiffany’s) Tippany’s”

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Andrew: “#GrapeNuts”

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Andrew: “Are you familiar with the term, ‘back-handed compliment’?”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m not the smartest pancake in the train”

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Andrew: “I clearly don’t know what the hell I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s going on with me”

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Andrew: “I like flaky cereal”

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Andrew: “I should shut up now”

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Andrew: “I’ll never know what happened… to the royal family!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna blow it up and make it the show pic”

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Andrew: “It’s fine. It’s absolutely fine”

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Andrew: “It’s perfect!”

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Andrew: “Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. But, Cream of Wheat was such a treat, they licked the platter clean”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! Is that what the vaccine does?”

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Andrew: “That first week of a month where Monday is one, Wednesday is three, Friday is five. It’s perfect!”

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Andrew: “They’re just as good, Luke!”

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Andrew: “They’re just as good!!”

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Andrew: “You wouldn’t say that to Tom Petty, would you?”

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Luke: “But, I will… absolutely pour a… tall, giant block of cheese and eat it”

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Luke: “I’m coming out the booth!!!”

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Luke: Singing a portion of the “3-2-1 Contact” intro theme song

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Luke: “That checked a lotta boxes for me… here, early on a Friday”

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Luke: “You are just, basically, holding a wet booger that you can text people with”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please remember: No mountain too stall… Too tall or too stall? And, too stall. And, good luck to small!”

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Andrew: “Have you ever had somebody quit on you in the middle of a show? Cuz, Genevieve just walked out”

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Andrew: “He-he-he-hey, hey… Let’s… let’s make it about sex”

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Andrew: “HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead!”

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Andrew: “HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead!” (Edited)

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Andrew: “I just left some sparkles”

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Andrew: “I was doing fine until you made things super dirty”

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Andrew: “It uses my name!?”

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Andrew: “Mental illness is a serious issue”

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Andrew: Saying “He-he-he-hey, hey… Let’s… let’s make it about sex” at 0.575x speed

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t think you do!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m picturing, like, a… unicorn with a leaking problem”

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Andrew: “That’s why you… Haas’d”

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Andrew: “Unbelievable sights… Indescribable feelings. Soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling?”

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Andrew: “Where am I going though?”

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Andrew: “You racist [beep]”

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Andrew and Luke: “You need to look out that badly at all times? I mean, maybe? Sadly? Yes, I think?”

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Luke: “ABD: Always Be Daria”

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Luke: “Beef squashed”

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Luke: “Don’t you dare close your eyes”

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Luke: “Funky stocks beat”

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Luke: “Here on episode 3347, in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Nope.]

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Luke: “I’ve quit on myself and the show”

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Luke: “It was shocking to me… to realize… just how many people have observed me… walking around without clothing on in Portland”

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Luke: “Put it in my veins!”

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Luke: “That’s how fully torqued I am”

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Luke: “You got it not right”

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Andrew: “And, I’m just so dumb when it comes to the street, Luke!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m spelunking and I’m feeling myself again”

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Andrew: “And, my butt started clenching really tight”

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Andrew: “Cuz, you can wend your way right over the border”

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Andrew: “Hey, I’ll poke ya and give you the vaccine”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna die on the toilet”

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Andrew: “I really need a win-win here!”

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Andrew: “I remember that panicky feeling of one time getting in there; and, then, feeling like, ‘Oh, no. I can’t get it out'”

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Andrew: “It was a thinker!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That is so good! What do you mean, ‘That is not as good’?”

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Andrew: “Luke, just… put it in the arm”

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Andrew: “Oh, Dad”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “So… boo on that. That sucks”

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Andrew: “Wow, look at me… This is the most powerful I’ve ever been”

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Andrew and Luke: “Eh, I got a podcast… Eh, I’m on TV”

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Andrew and Luke: “I sometimes cry at Amazon.com commercials… sure. Wait, you do? No, I don’t”

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Luke: Drawn out “Oh, yeah”

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Luke: “Holy guacamole!”

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Luke: “I always say: a Peabody is just an award we haven’t won yet”

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Luke: “I have to paint my bald spot”

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Luke: “I’ve got bald spots to powder”

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Luke: “Three non-Juggalo medical professionals”

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