Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Ah, come on. Stop talking about this. Move on. Talk about the Browns or anything!”

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Andrew: “Hardcore nerd culture”

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Andrew: “Hey, 44 year old boyfriend. What… what’cha watch, what’cha watching in here?”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroons!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how much I like it!”

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Andrew: “I hate to be a bummer here”

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Andrew: “I think you keep on explaining this to me and I keep forgetting it”

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Andrew: “Le Batard-iversary”

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Andrew: “Post-coitus jibber-jabber”

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Andrew: “The glut of Le Batard”

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Andrew: “Them’s the Boomers”

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Andrew: “Then we’ll be fine forever, right Daddy?”

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Andrew: “There should be some dampness”

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Andrew: “They filthy-up the language immediately”

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Andrew: “Think outside the bun”

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Andrew: “Well, this just isn’t my thing”

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Andrew: “Yeah, guys… Can we just not tell Luke everything?”

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Andrew: “You should quit your other shit though”

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Luke: “Andrew has… said… the quiet part loud”

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Luke: “Aw, hell no”

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Luke: “Coastal Honda Elite”

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Luke: “Couch”

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Luke: “Game recognize game. Shame recognize shame”

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Luke: “I just wanna tell you, I’m gonna make a lot of mistakes (What an idiot!)”

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Luke: “I stole so much other mail!”

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Luke: “Maximize the… the, the flavor… to tongue ratio”

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Luke: “My life has been the story… of a, a man with a pool filled with human excrement”

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Luke: Saying “Uncle Ricky… would you tell us a story? Please, oh, please?” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Singing “I lost on Jeopardy!”

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Luke: “Well, why am I gonna… add to their… lung problem?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luckily, my body has caught up to my insecurity… (Shit) So”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reciting lyrics from Megan Thee Stallion’s “Savage”

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Andrew: “Arrows are an international language!”

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Andrew: “Bottom”

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Andrew: “Come on!”

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Andrew: “Do you mind if I taco-splain for a moment?”

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Andrew: “Duck and Covney”

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Andrew: “I can say esses now, Mrs. Bean!”

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Andrew: “I cleaned the house top to bottom”

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Andrew: “I don’t like this arrow rule; but, I’m following it!”

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Andrew: “I just look like… grumpy Bernie Sanders all the time anyway”

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Andrew: “I never, nerver [ph]“

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Andrew: “I tried to get us back there, man. I didn’t everything I could to get us back there”

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Andrew: “I would totally blow it”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna try to be… a good co-host today”

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Andrew: “If I’m really in judgy mode”

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Andrew: “It was the best I had, man!”

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Andrew: “My gut goes the other direction”

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Andrew: “Taco-splaining”

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Luke: “Done, done”

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Luke: “Have some self-respect… please”

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Luke: “I’m not in your camp!”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew”

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Luke: “This is getting more boring!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Jerry Seinfeld claps back at Larry King (Yeah. Right) for being under-prepared!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Weirdly subservient to me (Hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What do you think the listeners are more interested in: David Duchovny or tacos? Umm, tacos?”

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Andrew: “I did see a couple of other dorks”

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Andrew: “I didn’t have the boldness, though, to proclaim that on the show. I’m glad you opened that door for me”

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Andrew: “I like… words and… and, and, I like radio”

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Andrew: “I’m done!”

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Andrew: “I’m sort of sick of woke… radio”

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Andrew: “It’s not knees, but it’s kneecaps! It’s so gross!”

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Andrew: “One day, I turned on the radio and realized they were talking to me”

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Andrew: “That’s an idea!”

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Andrew: “The mystery continues”

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Andrew: “There are twos of us. Twos!”

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Andrew: “What are you doing over there? What are you putting together?”

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Luke: “Coming up… on the United Stations Network, it’s Luke Burbank’s new show, ‘How I Didn’t Build This'”

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Luke: “Griffin…th!”

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Luke: “Griffinth”

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Luke: “I have found the most public radio show… to ever public radio”

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Luke: “I’m a Griffinthdorth”

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Luke: “In the opposite words of Guy Raz… I didn’t build this”

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Luke: “You’re gonna have the weekend of your life after you hear this tape”

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Andrew: “But, I can’t separate it from TBTL”

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Andrew: “Don’t open your mouth ’til you know the shot!”

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Andrew: “I.. am… excited! No”

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Andrew: “I’m quite sure I’m right”

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Andrew: “It rings a bell to me; but, I can’t separate it from TBTL”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My turn to talk!”

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Andrew: “See, I always think of ‘unmitigated disaster'”

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Andrew: “The waiter doesn’t need to know your name”

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Andrew: “You don’t open the door… ’til you know the quote!”

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Luke: “A friend of the Burbs… brief”

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Luke: “Cuz, my body is a temple”

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Luke: “God, this coffee is still so hot!”

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Luke: “Our friend Stu!”

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Luke: “Welcome to the socialist nanny state, everyone”

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, democracy. Blah, blah”

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Andrew: “Did we not have middle names back then?”

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Andrew: “Do we hate our jobs this much?”

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Andrew: “Do you just have a, a beautiful mind? I know you do”

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Andrew: “How did you know that so quickly?”

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Andrew: “I’m too embarrassed to bring it up… but, here I am doing it anyway”

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Andrew: “Is this legal what we’re doing, by the way?”

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Andrew: “Just blew my GD mind, Luke”

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Andrew: “That was worse than inauguration coverage. Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna get sued over something today. I’m just trying to figure out which part it is!”

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Andrew: “What are we doing?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll cut all that out… Ding! Play your bingo card”

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Andrew and Luke: “Terri-Poo. Terri-Poo”

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Luke: “A monkey… That funky monkey… Funky little monkey. Funky, what?”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank… cries softly”

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Luke: “Terri-Poo”

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Luke: “This is officially the peaceful transition of power… from Barack Obama to Joe Biden”

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Luke: “Uh, it’s a forget-me-roost!”

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