Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Back in the old, dirty days”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know… what windmills I’m tilting against here. I’m just, I just miss Hex Empire”

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Andrew: “It’s kind of a sad day for old Uncle Andy”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… that sounds terrible”

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Andrew: “Okay. I think we’re in the middle of a voicemail”

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Andrew: “So, do you think that I would be better at TBTL if I didn’t huff nightly?”

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Andrew: “What they did is that they discontinued Flash”

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Andrew: “You trucking jerk!”

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Andrew: “You’re going number four instead of going number one”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m kinda going through something here… I, (Okay) I don’t think it should affect the listeners too much”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, do you think that I would be better at TBTL if I didn’t huff nightly? Yes! I do! If I didn’t huff airplane glue”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is my thing? I need my… I need my (Mmm-hmm) thing, Luke!”

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Jen: “The unannounced line-up promises to knock your fucking wigs off”

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Luke: “No, it was… Randy… I forgot that… I had… had the, the Roomba running on a delay today; and, he came around the corner and it… really scared the living out of me”

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Luke: “So, that was wrong”

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Luke and Andrew: “Things that tell you your booty be stanking. Yeah, right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wow! Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, we’re talking feces, (Yeah) we’re talking about number four”

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Andrew: “Again, a lotta stuff was flying around last night”

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Andrew: “All I have to do is say, ‘insurrection'”

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Andrew: “And, that… is what scares the living shit out of me”

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Andrew: “And, you know, the… dirty secret that I’m not even telling you here”

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Andrew: “Any-hoozles”

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Andrew: “Book it, Danno!”

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Andrew: “Does ‘the luck of the Irish’ mean good luck or bad luck?”

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Andrew: “Everything just feels so garbage-y”

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Andrew: “I just don’t wanna be a part of it anymore”

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Andrew: “I think I may have tweeted my last tweet”

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Andrew: “I… don’t hate that take”

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Andrew: “I’m scared to the scone”

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Andrew: “It feels so wrong… what you’re doing”

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Andrew: “It’s always been garbage”

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Andrew: “Little BG on me… I’m a… cool guy”

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Andrew: “No… I’m not!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you can do that?”

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Andrew: “Our relationship was, sort of, born out of the ashes of the Gore campaign, by the way”

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Andrew: “People can just die if they want!”

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Andrew: Saying “Just love us more, Mommy!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Tell me all your thoughts on Chunt”

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Andrew: “This sounds like a… braggy”

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Andrew: “To be miscontrued [sic]“

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Andrew: “Well, I thought maybe you would do it that way”

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Andrew: “Yes, I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m fine! We gotta keep moving! Good, good!”

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Andrew: “Yes! Yes!”

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Andrew: “You wanna talk about… a cat that’s probably on Parler”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, it’s your body speaking. I’m gonna slick your hands with… with as much (Yeah) sweat as possible in this moment. What?! Why?”

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Andrew and Luke: “When you… run up against an Andrew boundary… you just run (Yup) up against an Andrew boundary!”

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Luke: “I just shit my pants at a Mariner game”

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Luke: “I will just be absolutely tickled… to be on the air, here on a Monday… morning”

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Luke: “My memory is just so… failed at this point”

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Luke: Singing the hook to “Bad to the Bone”

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Luke: Singing the hook to “Bad to the Bone” #2

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Luke: “Time… is a confusing circle”

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Luke and Andrew: “Nobody… steal my phone; because, it’s (Yeah) more feces than phone at this point (Nobody touch anybody’s phone)”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, if something scared you more than that… I wanna know what it is… We’ll get into that… in a moment, here on TBTL… It was a puppy dog”

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Andrew: “Although, I’m very confused! It’s so confusing, Ron”

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Andrew: “Have an opinion already, jerk”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m confused, Ron”

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Andrew: “I get the petability thing”

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Andrew: “I was just having a thought. There’s no reason for me to bring this up, right now, on the show”

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Andrew: “Interesante”

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Andrew: “Ooo-whee!”

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Andrew: “Really?!”

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Andrew: Saying “Welcome back to the Luke and Andrew Hour” in an old timey radio manner

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Andrew: “Well, it was both easier and harder… on me than I expected”

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Andrew: Whispering “The Whisper!”

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Luke: “Ah, toi-toi-toi”

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Luke: “Chip, chip, peerio”

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Luke: “I’m nothing without David”

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Luke: Saying “Ello, guv’ner” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: Saying “Ello, guv’ner” in a Cockney accent

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Luke: Saying “G’day, mate. You’re about to eat some gun smoke” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Why… you haven’t even got a gun… But, I have these rise-up lights” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Last Christmas–Ello guv’ner!–I gave you my heart; but, the–Chip-chip peerio!–very next day”

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Andrew: “Baby”

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Andrew: “Baby” #2

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Andrew: “But, I don’t like socks”

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Andrew: “Everybody wins!”

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Andrew: “Everything’s coming up Andy”

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Andrew: “I forgot my Loggins!”

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Andrew: “I like bright colors”

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Andrew: “My God! We needed a bell there!”

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Andrew: Singing “Ain’t that a shame”

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Andrew: Singing a few notes from “Yakety Sax”

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Andrew: “The silver screen!”

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Andrew: “These are some hot licks”

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Andrew and Luke: “Dog talk. (Dog talk) Dog talk”

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Andrew and Luke: “Even though we’recording [sic] these. Even though we’re recording these, we are recording (Mmm-hmm) these”

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Andrew and Luke: “You got socked in the eye, you got a sock on your (Mmm-hmm) eye, you’re eye is in a sock. I don’t know”

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Luke: “For the love of Michael McDonald”

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Luke: “I was born ready to get this one wrong”

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Luke: “I’ll live to regret this decision”

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Luke: “Like, the Evanston Ennuis”

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Luke: Singing “Thank you, baby” as Michael McDonald, though mistimed

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Luke: Singing “Yah-mo be there”

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Luke: Singing in a Michael McDonald-like manner

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Luke: Singing in a Michael McDonald-like manner #2

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Luke: Singing in a Michael McDonald-like manner #3

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Luke: Singing in a Michael McDonald-like manner #4

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Luke: Singing the hook from “Bad to the Bone”

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Luke: “Yah-won’t be there”

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Andrew: “Aspirationally, I wish I was a corn dog”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I’ve ever eaten one hot dog in my life; well, probably around people”

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Andrew: “I feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party”

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Andrew: “I think I turned this question into a hot dog story, by the way; so, that’s… appropriate, I guess”

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Andrew: “It’s too long… and too specific”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Ohhh!”

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Andrew: “Oohhh!”

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Andrew: “Remember that commercial? Sorry, Vieves”

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Andrew: Saying “One wine, one spritzer and one Moscow mule” and singing the hook from “Bad to the Bone”

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Andrew: Singing the hook from “Bad to the Bone”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know my stance on birds (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke: “More hot dogs! Hot dog party”

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Luke: “Right over there… my friend, known as ‘The Smiling Box’… Andrew Walsh”

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Luke: Saying “I brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack!” and singing the hook from “Bad to the Bone”

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Luke: Singing the hook from “Bad to the Bone”

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Luke: Singing the hook from “Bad to the Bone” #2

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Luke: “The possible options are: rock, pop, rap or Donovan”

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Luke: “You don’t mind the show!!”

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