Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Bad Attitude”

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Andrew: “Bad Company!”

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Andrew: “Bad Habit!”

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Andrew: “Big Kahuna!”

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Andrew: “Brodozer!”

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Andrew: “Frankenstein!”

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Andrew: “I can’t handle him”

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Andrew: “I, also, don’t want children to be happy”

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Andrew: “I’m a high-octane bud, man”

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Andrew: “I’m not sure how interesting this is… I’ve never said that on TBTL before”

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Andrew: “It… irritates the hell outta me!”

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Andrew: “Jolly good!”

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Andrew: “Like, that’s weird, old baggage”

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Andrew: Quietly singing “Bad Company!”

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Andrew: Saying “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monster Jam!” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: Singing “Bad Attitude”

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Andrew: Singing “Bad Company”

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Andrew: “The Flyin’… Hawaiian!”

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Andrew: “The Mohawk Warrior!”

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Andrew: “Zombie”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you ready for trucking? Wow. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like you more than Terry Bradshaw… Well, thank you. Sure”

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Luke: “Either, Heidi is playing three-dimensional chess on my brain; which, wouldn’t be surprising”

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Luke: “‘Kids rule!’ Guitar; and, then, like, ‘Mohawk helmet!'”

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Luke: “I should do… okay-ish… with this”

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Luke: Making guitar lick sounds

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Luke: “Mohawk helmet!”

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Luke: “Nope… Not gonna do it”

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Luke: “Rock ‘n’ Roll Nun!”

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Luke: Saying “I can sure-as-heck-fire promise we wouldn’t be doing…!” in an interesting accent

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Luke: Singing “With their wheels… and their bars… and their truck… and their lights… Zombie!”

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Luke: Singing the opening to “Bad to the Bone”

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Luke: Singing the opening to “Bad to the Bone” #2

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Luke: Singing the opening to “Bad to the Bone” and saying “It’s Bad Company!”

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Luke: “The USA is mad!!”

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Luke: “Yo-semite?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I get just a minute or two to sort of propose [sic] (Yeah) myself?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Doctor Frankenstein’s Monster’s Truck. Doctor Frankenstein’s Truck”

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Andrew: “Always; or, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, oops… Yeah, that’s a no for me, dawg”

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Andrew: “Do I look like an animal to you right now?”

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Andrew: “Hey, this is probably… not interesting”

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Andrew: “I can’t take the top one on that”

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Andrew: “I could never… nurvur [ph] do that”

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Andrew: “I don’t have a routine! I do different things every day”

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Andrew: “I think I said, ‘pounding'”

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Andrew: “I would trade brains with you in a moment”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m getting into some territory that I’m sure I’ll regret ever saying publicly”

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Andrew: Saying “Spontaneous day trip!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, Genevieve. I’m talking about commercials”

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Andrew: “They left… no detail unconsidered… inconsidered… unconsidered… One of those words”

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Andrew: “You come into our cool house!! [ph]“

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Andrew: “Younger people are like, ‘Go-go… on the move! No time for… Go-gurt for me!'”

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Andrew and Luke: “There is something about a high-heeled shoe that is attractive and, and you know… (Sure) has… sexy connotations”

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Luke: “Hiiiiya!!”

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Luke: “Rem Kool Guy”

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Luke: “The Sandshank Redemption”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a Kool-aas building. Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “Not now, Andrew… the dog is tarking… Okay, homie”

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Luke and Andrew: Unveiling the age that the online quiz returned based on their habits

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Andrew: “A little well-timed toot”

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Andrew: “Damn! Damn it!”

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Andrew: “I am not… shitting you”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know much about New Hampshire when I lived there!”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna beat up on my friend Andy”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, this is not good radio; but, this is… making my brain hurt”

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Andrew: “Keep it down!”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is really gonna expose me”

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Andrew: “Put a fork in 2019! What a terrible year. Can’t wait for 2020”

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Andrew: “The letters literally move around while you’re spelling it”

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Andrew: “This is better than anything I’ve done on TBTL!”

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Andrew: “What if I toot up there?”

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Andrew: “Why are you being so weird?”

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Andrew: “Wow! Things got bad!”

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Andrew: “You’ll be hearing about the world’s fastest man on wheels; as, I strap those babies on to my feet… and, scream down… the ramp… that I call… ‘The Grand Canyonero'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Aflac! Aflac! (Affleck!)”

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Luke: “Are You Smarter Than the Soulful, Young Rocker from New Hampshire?”

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Luke: “Cleveland is known as ‘The Land On-Demand,’ Andrew”

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Luke: “I don’t understand how space works”

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Luke: “In space, nobody can smell you scream”

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Luke: “Is this the da Vinki [ph] Code?

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Luke: “Las Vegas style, baby!”

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Luke: “My boy Stu!”

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Luke: “Nobody knows about trees like my boy Stu!”

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Luke: Saying “Work?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing the opening to Conway Twitty’s “Games People Play”

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Luke: “Truly was… a shit-shank redemp-year”

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Luke: “What’s in your pre-nup?”

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Luke: “Whoo!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t you make my influency more diminutive than it already is… Okay”

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Andrew: “Because, I feel like ‘dingbat’ might be a word that I could hear coming out of Mike’s face”

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Andrew: “Burbank cards”

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Andrew: “Hey, I’m in a Genevieve sandwich”

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Andrew: “I just remember waiting for the 75 Express bus in high school… and just praying for death!”

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Andrew: “Indeedily-doo, neighbor!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Alright”

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Andrew: Saying “It gets dark early. I can’t handle this” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know nothing about Chicago!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Le Batard! We don’t get the show! You don’t guess the show!”

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Luke: “As far as honey doodles go, that’s a real melon scratcher”

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Luke: “Gosh dang it!”

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Luke: “I mean… whatever tiny shred of empathy the listeners still have for me, with all of my shenanigans”

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Luke: “I… enjoy both hanging and being loose!”

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Luke: “It would be an Andrew sandwich… the Genevieves would be the bread”

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Luke: “One time I remember thinking about cheating on a test; and, I was, like, ‘What if I… just stored the answers in my brain… And, they didn’t–then, they’d never even know I was cheating.’ And, I was, like, ‘Oh, that’s just learning!'”

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Luke: “Parlez vous a little français”

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Luke: “The point is, we’ve decided we’re moving, Andrew… together… to a dingbat apartment… in LA… Genevieve is invited; but, she doesn’t have to come”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, I’m a Luke sandwich! Because, there’s one of me. What?”

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Andrew: “Are you featured in a movie? Who wants to see a movie?”

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Andrew: “Are you male? No! Genderless steamed hams”

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Andrew: “Are you the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies?”

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Andrew: “Here’s where things get… interesting… Finally”

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Andrew: “I apologize for… everything”

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Andrew: “Listen to the show with Phyllis. I can’t get into it again”

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Andrew: “Question eight. Question eight. Sorry, I thought I mispronounced ‘eight’. ‘Eight’ is a hard word to pronounce. Got an ‘E’ and an ‘I’ in there”

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Andrew: Singing “Turning on the microphone. Turning on the microphone”

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Andrew: “That’s not those words. That’s not those words mean”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thank you for letting me walk here! (Yes)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thank you for letting me walk here! (Yes) I appreciate your conscientious driving”

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Luke: “Gwhat?!? [ph]“

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Luke: “I’ll see you a week ago… What? I don’t know”

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Luke: “Oh, shit. It’s learnding!”

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Luke: “That’s a good point. I don’t know the origins of that. I made an assumption there… but, I was probably right”

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Andrew: “Don’t get me wrong, I fill the void in many unhealthy ways; including… the midnight sausages I had yesterday”

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Andrew: “I am a homebody; but, that sounds like Hufflepuff doesn’t it?”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what that means!”

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Andrew: “I don’t really care about dragon pox. I don’t… think it’s real. I’ve been vaccinated”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Are you serious?”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I like that!”

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Andrew: “Rabble-rabble! Rabble-rabble”

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Andrew: “Snake! Snake! Snake!”

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Andrew: “Sorry about the yelling cat. I’ll take care of him during the break”

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Andrew: Stumbling on the name “Hogwarts”

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Andrew: “That’s what I do for a living, you stupid website”

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Andrew: “There’s something about Harrys”

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Andrew: “These are all words that I’ve messed up in the past few… in the past few shows. And… I will not forget about until the new year rolls around; because, 2021 Andrew makes no mistakes”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why, in Harry Potter, does everybody have to be divided up? Like, wouldn’t it be better if you school… Cuz, J.K. Rowling is a… a monster”

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Luke: “Did it fill the void?”

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Luke: “I am… your host, Buke Lurbank here with… Wandrew Alsh”

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Luke: “I’m Luke Burbank… Or, today… I’ll be known as Buke Lurbank. More on that coming up in a minute”

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Luke: “No, I’m, I’m not drunk with alcohol right now”

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Luke: “See, I can be alone as long as I’m drunk”

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Luke: “Wandrew… Alsh?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hogwarts is the name of the school. It was my safety school. Yeah. Hogwarts was my safety school”

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