Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Hammacher Schlammacher, I said more ham!”

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Andrew: “I have fancy ice balls”

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Andrew: “I have fancy ice balls… that are tiny little guys”

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Andrew: “I’m out of words”

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Andrew: “Sack-the-donuts”

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Andrew: “This almost sounds too normal!”

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Andrew: “This feels like a joke!”

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Andrew: “Use the promo code: WHATTHEFUCK”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m out of words. I can’t even finish (Yes) that sentence”

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Luke: “Go Browns”

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Luke: “I am happy to spread… half-truths… and outright lies”

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Luke: “I believe it runs on d-bags”

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Luke: “I don’t know!! I’m a pepperphile!!”

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Luke: “I licked my phone today because I got rice on it”

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Luke: “I’m now… playing three-dimensional chess. This is the Luke’s Gambit, the Burbs Gambit”

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Luke: “I’ve got some… serious Hammacher… to Schlammacher”

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Luke: “Is it a Hammacher… a Schlammacher… or a… Shammacher?”

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Luke: Making retching sounds and saying “Oh my God. What happened? Did that turn?”

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Luke: “Mr. Cottage Cheese”

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Luke: “Not the… lying on TV. I do it all the time”

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Luke: “The… Superb Owl”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I (Yeah) finally secured the cottage cheese assignment!”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting indirectly mentioned for always correcting Luke on the pronunciation of “Wagyu”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a bite of wagyu beef… Ya happy? No. Ya happy… out there in listener land?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s ‘wagyu,’ by the way (Wagyu)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke isn’t stressed about the lying part on TV

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Andrew: “A little sexy for the holidays”

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Andrew: “Although, I did grow up to be a wise-cracker, I would say”

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Andrew: “Cuz, then, we’re gonna have to work ’em out together, and it’s gonna be frustrating for everybody involved”

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Andrew: “Diminutive. Mmmm-mah-mah-mah-mah [ph]“

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Andrew: “Diminutive. That’s all it is, Andrew! Don’t add things!”

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Andrew: “Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la?”

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Andrew: “I assigned it to the wrong song!”

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Andrew: “I got it out now… Not when it mattered”

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Andrew: “I hate to spoil this. I already have it”

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Andrew: “I think this is gonna be a tough quiz; but, we’re up to the challenge of losing it”

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Andrew: “What Santa needs this Christmas is more downloads”

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Andrew: “Woohoo!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, who needs another (Yes) podcast, right!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m feeling a little pride… Luke! Yeah! I don’t wanna be too prideful on Christmas”

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Andrew and Luke: “On his… mother’s lap. On his… TBTL daddy’s lap… Ew!”

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Luke: “It looks like that I and that U wanna get close together”

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Luke: Singing “Altogether unruffled”

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Luke: Singing “Me-mi-mo-mu. Me-mi-mo-mu. Me-mi-mo-mu”

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Andrew: “But, her mom, big sister and I will always think of Ella Bella [ph] as the best present our family could’ve asked for! Aw, crying over here!”

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Andrew: “But, it feels good when I do it, doesn’t it?”

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Andrew: “Go norf yourself!”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a fuck-crap!”

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Andrew: “I knew I shouldn’t have trusted you!!”

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Andrew: “I really did a number on you, didn’t I?”

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Andrew: “I would like to buy the factory in Germany that makes these pens!”

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Andrew: “I’m mad already”

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Andrew: “I’m not proud of these now”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry to be a wiener about it”

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Andrew: “Jolly good!”

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Andrew: Making a farting sound

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Andrew: “Now, this is the most important thing I will say on the show today… Merry Christmas”

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Andrew: “Oh, by the way! I have a Slayer story for you!”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song

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Andrew: “Skittle scat-it, let’s get at it?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Zoink! Yoink!”

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Luke: “#Blessed and #lucky”

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Luke: “Deuces!”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Burbs!”

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Luke: “I don’t give a Norfolk!”

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Luke: “I was… crying in the car yesterday”

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Luke: “I’m the one who Barketplaces! What?”

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Luke: “Maria… Bartro-romo… I’m gonna say her name different every single time. I’ve said ‘Bartromo-no’… I’ve said ‘Fartromo-no’… And, I’m saying ‘Bartiromo'”

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Luke: “Please… show kindness to it”

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Luke: “Thanks, Mom!”

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Luke: “You scruffy… norf-herder! Scruffy looking norf-herders!”

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Luke: “You’ll know when we’re doing the segment, Andrew, okay?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, now I am considering taking it back… The… (I have to take…) Your comment or the pen? Both”

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Luke and Andrew: “As… people know, I don’t… I… ID… AF. I don’t. IDDAF. I don’t. IDGAF. Fuck… Okay. I don’t give a crap”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is scared of saying “Norfolk” correctly due to the old Nordic curse word “Norf”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke must have come early to be in the studio before you! (That little bastard!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s mom called while Luke was talking and the call notification was a wee bit loud

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Andrew: “Because, I think I have this thought a lot”

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Andrew: “Do we do that here? Do we take a break and come back and do that? You’re the boss”

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Andrew: “Even a podcast is right twice a decade”

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Andrew: “Everybody does everything for the Internet these days”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha! I’m caught in a web of lies!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think we can play… that. That sounds… profane”

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Andrew: “I know that’s funny; but, I don’t know why”

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Andrew: “I know that’s funny; but, I don’t know why. Who is that?”

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Andrew: “I love you, NBA!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be a heel. I don’t care, man. I, I don’t care if people like me today”

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Andrew: “I’m your father!”

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Andrew: “Jawth, [ph] Jaw, Geoff”

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Andrew: “Losing is a work of art”

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Andrew: “No-no-no-no-no!”

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Andrew: “No, we hate you. You’re evil, you’re evil, you’re evil. You’re the worst. You destroyed it. You destroyed our dreams. You just, like, you broke… a city’s heart ten years ago. Oh, we get a team back? I love you, NBA!”

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Andrew: Saying “Think about the boroughs!” in a hoarse manner

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Andrew: “Screw you!”

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Andrew: “So, that story was perfect; except, I forgot the sweet man’s name who gave it to me. I’m sorry, Larry!”

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Andrew: “That one’s on me. That one’s on me!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, sure… Whatever”

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Andrew: “You’re the boss”

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Andrew and Luke: “No-no-no-no-no! You misunderstood! I said I’m ready to lean into this as a heel. This story is such bullshit, man! Wait. What!?!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re gonna laugh at this; but, I… I didn’t even realize until yesterday that you’re not Guy Raz… Hmm… As far as you know. I thought you were gonna laugh at that”

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Luke: “Get off… Mug Island!”

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Luke: “I know that’s funny; but, I don’t know why”

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Luke: “It was the best of times… it was the Beal [ph] of times!!”

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Luke: “It… bothers me!”

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Luke: “Shut… your… mouth… Andy Lewis, Sylvan Christensen and Homer Manson!”

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Luke: “Sign me up, everyone!”

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Luke: Singing “Why buy a mattress anywhere else? Bing!”

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Luke: “Take it away… Brutus the Barber Beefcake”

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Luke: “Wait. What!?!”

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Luke: “What’s going on with that dude?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, I don’t love ‘lukewarm;’ but, we’re all… carrying our burdens… Hey, Luke… dig this… I’m your father!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m gonna be doing it remotely from my little studio, here; where, I cut it up with you… five days a week, Luke”

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Andrew: Andrew using his dust blower

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Andrew: “Are you thinking that it was the Hairy… Plopper one?”

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Andrew: “Don’t cut that out and isolate it, please, anybody”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t go day-dreaming. Keep your hand on that ‘dump’ button”

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Andrew: “Epitomy of loser-dom”

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Andrew: “Holy cow!”

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Andrew: “Holy cow!!”

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Andrew: “How I Cut These Brakes”

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Andrew: “I mean… again, you’re the one drawing all the dirty pictures. I dunno what to tell you, man”

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Andrew: “I need to get back into the habit of not swearing into this microphone”

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Andrew: “I was able to pound two clementines during that intro”

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Andrew: “I was embarrassed for… everybody, including myself!”

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Andrew: “Is it hot in here; or, is it just me?”

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Andrew: “Is this really happening? This can’t be happening; but, I guess this is really happening! Turns out, was not happening”

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Andrew: “Ohh!”

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Andrew: “Ohh! Okay”

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Andrew: “Speaking of eating, I got sticky hands”

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Andrew: “They probably don’t… relish what’s coming out… what’s coming out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “This is not Nermal!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it’s, it’s funny. I was smiling”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do people know that private parts is a type of mini-orange? Did you just… smash two private parts right before the show?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, listen, Guy. People have accidents all the time. Watch your back, buddy. Be a real shame if your ‘How I Built This’… pod empire”

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Luke: “Andrew Walsh: Private Parts”

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Luke: “FU money”

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Luke: “Guy’s Reply Guys?”

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Luke: “Hopefully, not everyone… thinks the way that… I think, Andrew; or, the way that… that you think… sometimes”

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Luke: “Hot GoDaddy goss?”

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Luke: “I… D… A… DGAF”

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Luke: “Reply Guy?”

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Luke: Singing “We’re gonna make this place our home”

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Luke: Singing a portion of a song (Edited)

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Luke: “The longer crisp”

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Luke: “Well, that’s definitely gonna make its way back into the program”

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Luke: “You’re thinking about my pet spin-off, ‘Barketplace'”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t forget about your old boy Burbs, okay? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please remember: No mountain too high… Too tall… You okay? Is that what we’ve been saying? We’ll get it… We just gotta get… (And, good luck to Guy!)”

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???: Dog Barking

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