Andrew: “And then I became a man.”
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Andrew: Drawn out “Whoa”
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Andrew: “Hate it.”
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Andrew: “Man, ‘Baby, baby'”
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Andrew: “Now, I just sound like I’m just being a jerk to my dad.”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah.”
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Andrew: Singing “Today is the greatest… day”
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Andrew: “Target! Target! Hey, um.”
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Andrew: “Well, gee!”
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Andrew: “YouTube clickholes”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew explains his hate for the name “Massage Envy”
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Andrew and Luke: Grove, Groof and Grofe
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Luke: “By the way, I, I receive no compensation from Avis; but, I wouldn’t turn it down!”
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Luke: “Ehh, fuck it.”
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Luke: “For the one perc–the one percent. It sticks in my throat, Andrew, because it’s such a travesty what they’ve done to Bernie Sanders!”
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Luke: Forgot to pack underwear and socks, buying turkey deli meat and No Fly List
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Luke: “I don’t want to tell you what to talk about on your show; but, you need to talk about this on your show.”
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Luke: “I really consider him the Shaggy 2 Dope to my Violent J”
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Luke: “I think bell bottoms are stupid looking. Did I wear bell bottoms? Yes.”
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Luke: “I totally, I totally get the appeal of this whip.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Old man doesn’t need to yell at cloud, not today; but…”
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Luke: “Ooh, bop bop”
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Luke: “Peddler’s Village Episode IV: A New Hope”
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Luke: “The Hodor of podcasting”
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Luke: “The only good rental car counter is a dead rental car counter.”
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Luke: “There’s a Sport Clip next to the Which Wich. You’ve got Sport Clips in my Which Wich!”
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Luke: “They water the ground somewhere and a Qdoba pops up.”
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Luke: “This is New-Merica out here.”
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Luke: “Truly was a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL.”
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Luke: “Whoop, whoop”
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Luke: “You coulda shit your pants and it woulda never come out the bottom of the pant leg; and, maybe, and maybe that’s how it started.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I like the idea of Omar from ‘The Wire’ listening to ‘Baby, Baby’. ‘Oh, indeed! I’m taken with the notion'”
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Luke and Andrew: “I understand why a (Yes!) young Walsh was digging that van life.”
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Luke and Andrew: “My red blood runs true blue, cuz every heart beat (Yes!) belongs to you. Yes! Let’s go out with that!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Okay, the SuperTarget is next to a Sports Authority, which is connected to the hand bone, which is connected to the thigh bone, which is (Ha-ha!) connected to the Petco.”
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Luke and Andrew: Putting the sugar on the shelf or hiding under light under a flannel
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Luke and Andrew: Reason and Riesling to Celebrate
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Luke and Andrew: Saying “A massage” at the same time
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Luke and Andrew: “We can, uh, unbutton our top button and just, kind of, let the show’s flab hang over. Just, really, just let it stretch out. Yeah, so, now I don’t wanna do it all anymore.”
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Luke and Andrew: “What do you call that, an acronym? Oh, g–I wouldn’t know.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know what they did man, they paved paradise and put up a parking garage. Yes, that’s exactly what happened. Ooh, bop bop.”
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