Andrew: “Don’t worry Steve”
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Andrew: “Fuck you. Sorry for the language.”
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Andrew: “He is the goose that lays golden eggs”
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Andrew: “I always try to pet them with my eyes”
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Andrew: “I don’t know how much, how many American Pies we really need to dedicate to this, but…”
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Andrew: “I still dig it”
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Andrew: “I will fall on my God-damn sword and I will apologize and just explain it how I explained it here”
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Andrew: “I’d click on that”
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Andrew: “I’m fascinated by that!”
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Andrew: “If you’re not walking around with a fully-cooked, ready-to-eat sausage in your jacket pocket at all times, you’re not ready for life”
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Andrew: “It’s lost on the Walsh”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Long, Drawn Out “Ohh”
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Andrew: “My foot just went through, right through that hole”
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Andrew: “Oh no!”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Stat!”
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Andrew: “Things are going downhill quickly over here, we’re going to need some kielbasa, stat!”
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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a cockatiel named Kangaroo”
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Luke: “And I’m sorry I’m just venting, and sorry if I ruined your Friday, and sorry I’m not let you play R Kelly. I’m just sorry about everything, Andrew.”
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Luke: “Emotional service kangaroo”
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Luke: “He doesn’t have, so much, an emotional service kangaroo as an emotional service sausage; that, he likes to cook up most days and have for lunch sometimes”
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Luke: “Hey bud”
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Luke: “I don’t need you trying to hustle me along on to actual content”
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Luke: “I lost my primary sausage. Please, activate backup sausage protocols.”
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Luke: “Sorry about these sirens, they’re coming to take me away for deeply offending our listeners with service animals”
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Luke: “When they come into this room, they’re going to think something went horribly wrong. There’s no way to throw away underwear without it seeming like a murder happened.”
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Luke and Andrew: Hotel housekeeping interrupts Luke’s podcart recording
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Luke and Andrew: Overturned truck carrying peanuts
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Luke and Andrew: “That just about, that just about took my nipples clean off (Oh no!)”
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