Andrew: Awesome Laugh
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Andrew: “CSI: Pizza Hut”
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Andrew: Explaining that seeing everybody smoking where there’s a ceiling above them was weird
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Andrew: “Hello and welcome to Tertiary Story”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Oh, God. Oh, God. No, don’t search for that!”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “So, I just shut the door. I just shut that closet door, don’t open that”
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Andrew: Stifled Laughing
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Andrew: “What do you mean? Yeah, of course!”
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Andrew and Luke: “And does give you almost the heebie-jeebies, I mean… It goes me the he-dogs”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has a reputation of being a he-dog biter and a she-dog winker
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew may have gone off script again
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew reciting a Cream of Wheat ad with Luke laying down the beat
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew role-playing as someone with a soggy soup pizza
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew shouldn’t try to broke is brain even further
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Andrew and Luke: Attempting to do the Hotwire.com jingle
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Andrew and Luke: “I wouldn’t go up with you by the way. Yeah, I wouldn’t blame ya. I wouldn’t go up with me.”
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Andrew and Luke: The guys are way in deep
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Andrew and Luke: Toronto is “just north of our understanding”
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Luke: “Alright, that was a little trip into Scat-town that none of us could have anticipated”
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Luke: “And he cut the line from the ground and shot up like a motherfucking rocket”
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Luke: “As the license plate frame once said: 51% sweetheart, 49% bitch. Don’t push it.”
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Luke: “How much would you be shitting your lawn chair, Walsh?”
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Luke: “It’s like a whatever, it’s like a whatever”
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Luke: Reciting a portion of Shel Silverstein’s “The Dirtiest Man in the World”
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Luke: Singing a quick musical button
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Luke: “Tomorrow, we’ll have even more details from my life that nobody asked about”
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Luke: “Welcome to boring cell phone talk with Luke, by the way”
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Luke: “What!?!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I would search for ‘shit sandwich’. Oh, god. Oh, god. No, don’t search for that. Don’t anybody, don’t anybody search for that.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke went to a bar named Rudy’s in Kendallville, IN to make sure his dog didn’t open up a bar
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Luke and Andrew: “Other side of that coin, and a much sadder move, would be ‘Will you marry me, Susie’ And then, odd that I chose my mom’s name. Let’s just put a pin in that for my therapist (Calling Dr. Freud)”
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Luke and Andrew: Reaction to Andrew’s scatting and reciting of the Cream of Wheat ad
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Luke and Andrew: Table service or not table service at Pizza Hut
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