Andrew: “Blowing people off is part of the world”
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Andrew: By ending his texts with the words “wah-wah”, people think it’s a big crying baby
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Andrew: “I didn’t know that”
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Andrew: “I have ‘Always Bitch Face'”
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Andrew: “…Johnny Boy. This guy’s name is Johnny Boy.”
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Andrew: “Mwah-mwah”
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Andrew: “See!!!?”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Sound Andrew made after Luke mentioned that people would swallow their chewing tobacco
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Andrew: “TBTL: Challenging your expectations, every damn day.”
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Andrew: “Wah-wah”
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Andrew: “Yeah, I was a fat kid until I started smoking, man.”
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Andrew: “You never want to work for a guy named ‘Berserker’.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s proudest emoji moments
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Andrew and Luke: “Did you read that? Did you read the whole thing? I did not like the ending.”
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Andrew and Luke: Luke has got to start being funnier
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Andrew and Luke: People always want a piece of Andy
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Andrew and Luke: “TBTL: We dare you to listen. That was… verbatim what I was about to say!”
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Andrew and Luke: “This is sexy. This is fine, this is just some sexy sax… with some hot licks.”
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Luke: Attempting Nelson’s “Ha-Ha!”
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Luke: Carey calls Luke “Johnny Boy”
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Luke: “That sounds like a ‘Wakka Wakka'”
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Luke: “Wah-wah!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Black modems matter. Let’s keep going before we say something we regret.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Could we do one of our patented experiments that will probably go down in flames? Oh, sure, sure.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you want me to tell one about a pig then, that’s non-sexual? Sure. Yes, please.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke replicates the CenturyLink hold music and message
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