Trigger Warning: Some of these clips contain sexual references and language
Andrew: Groaning
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Andrew: “Okay, sounds like neither one of you guys smoke weed, so congratulations on that. You’re living a healthy life.”
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Andrew: Sighing heavily while Luke is talking
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Andrew: “Stop the show!”
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Andrew: “That was original material, Luke. Now, bite my shiny metal ass.”
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Andrew: “The way you act. It just drives me crazy, the way you act.”
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Andrew: “What do you put on to get rid of the shine?”
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Andrew: “Yeah”
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Andrew: “You already have me!”
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Andrew: “You’re in TV.”
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Andrew and Luke: “A dishwasher overflows or something and they’re rolling around in these sexy suds… Which, by the way, is what happens when a robot cums.”
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Andrew and Luke: All of Andrew’s jokes are based on Bender from Futurama
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s joke landed very effectively
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Andrew and Luke: Funny Filters
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Andrew and Luke: “Just kind of like, ‘Well, fuck you, and the horse you rode in on’. Right. Right. That was the other problem, our horse got out.”
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Andrew and Luke: Laughing
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Andrew and Luke: Luke sings a version of Madonna’s “I’ll Remember”
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Andrew and Luke: “You were angry and embarrassed, and you put all of that on Rudy? Rudy’s dead. Ohh, no. Hey, show title! It’ll get some downloads!”
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Baron Vaughn: “A.I. Bring. It. Full. Circle. Baron. Vaughn.”
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Baron Vaughn: “I hear you, Brother Burbank”
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Luke: “Alright, Brother West”
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Luke: “And I just, eat shit.”
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Luke: “And I look over, and I see our little miscreant, Rudy, all up in the business of our neighbor”
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Luke: “And I’m booking it so hard”
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Luke: “I don’t know if it’s a treat, a problem or a blessing, but I’m actually looking at you for once. I’m seeing your shining face.”
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Luke: “In the words of Corky St. Clair, ‘D’Artagnan, how dare you do that, you!’.”
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Luke: “It is the dilithium crystal that drives a lot of the behavior”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “The basement of the Earth, aka underground”
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Luke: “Yes, here we are, perspicacious as ever.”
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Luke: “You start out as a kid, you fall a lot. And then, when you get very elderly, unfortunately, there tends to be a lot of falls. The in between part of life is supposed to be relatively fall free.”
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Luke: “You’re my work wife, Andrew.”
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Luke and Andrew: Baron Vaughn is a sex robot expert
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Luke and Andrew: Gauntlet vs Gantlet
Luke and Andrew: “I don’t think I’d get bored of someone just being like laughing at all of my jokes… You already have me! You’re my work wife, Andrew.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Let me just, if I can for a moment, Andrew, peel the toupee off the show once again. Okay, good. Finally!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke is trying to work on a joke while doing the show
Luke and Andrew: Unexpected Push-ups and Calisthenics
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Luke and Andrew: “You’re not a small man (No), so let’s keep that cool breeze… First of all, I want to thank you. Ahh, you shouldn’t have done this, now I just want to stop the show!”
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Luke and Baron Vaughn: “Wait, I’d like you to call me ‘Brother Burbank’. You see what I’m saying, Brother Burbank, the thing is…”
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