Andrew: “Because Sasha is all up my ass about it!”
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Andrew: “Do you think they wash the pennies afterwards? Probably not. The person who’s stealing gum pennies isn’t really worried about…then washing the pennies.”
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Andrew: “Do your dance, YG, do your dance.”
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Andrew: “Farty Joe”
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Andrew: “Few people did say, ‘The less we talk, the better.’ Which is just so cruel. Linh, why would you post that?”
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Andrew: “Good bye gum wall!”
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Andrew: “Hey listen, this is ‘Old Man Yells at Clouds’ territory, and I’ve yelled at these clouds before.”
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Andrew: “I honestly couldn’t judge. You know, it’s like what they say: You got ten fingers, you don’t want to cut any of them off.”
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Andrew: “I’ve even put your debit card in my mouth.”
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Andrew: “It is so, G-D gross!”
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Andrew: “It’s puttering porn!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Mayor Murray, tear down this wall!”
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Andrew: “No! Teach me Senpai.”
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Andrew: “Oh my God!”
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Andrew: Saying “First world problem” in a sing-songy voice
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Andrew: Singing “The only one” from Rolling Stone’s “Mixed Emotions”
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Andrew: “Tell me more about the bearded guy, that’s what I’m interested in.”
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Andrew: “That’s a fart world problem.”
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Andrew: “The language that they use… rough!”
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Andrew: “Umm, I’m lazy”
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Andrew: “Who is that? Can we out that person?”
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Andrew: “Yeah, no. Every time God closes a gum wall, he also opens a gum wall.”
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Andrew: “You did four hundred? Alright, show’s over!”
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Andrew and Luke: “God doesn’t close a gum wall without opening a gum wall. That’s better. Yes.”
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Andrew and Luke: Loot Crate vs Luke Crate
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Luke: “(Whistles) Steve Nelson.”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “I’m calling it ‘Sixty Minutes and a Dream’.”
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Luke: “Just a lot of gross to look at every single day.”
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Luke: Multitasking while doing the intro to the show
Luke: “Never talk about my business!”
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Luke: “Number one, it helps us get out of… It helps us end shit!”
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Luke: Reading a Spaghetti remix version of Eminem’s “Lose Yourself”
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Luke: “The Burbank Springs Center For Excellence In Broadcasting”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought that Luke was doing a promo for the Awesome Etiquette podcast and Luke begs Andrew to not edit it out
Luke and Andrew: Chubby and Tubby had Dickies
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Luke and Andrew: “I think we have followed the policy on this show, and we’ve stuck with this, of leaving them wanting less. Yes! Exactly. And that’s not always a great approach.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh God, Andrew. We’re into penalty time! Uh-oh!”
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Luke and Andrew: “She’s observed people late at night, coming and eating the gum off the wall. Hmm? What? Really?!? Yes.”
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