Andrew: “Dancers are like fancy poodles.”
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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t pull it out! Like, you have to stay in there the whole time.”
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Andrew: Explaining what to do when using a Chip and PIN credit card
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Andrew: “God made Sherry and Larry, not Barry…”
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Andrew: “Have you hugged a Gary today?”
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Andrew: “Hey, I live there.”
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Andrew: “Hug a Larry Day isn’t until the summer!”
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Andrew: “I like my rituals.”
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Andrew: “I’m dazzled, I’m dazzled!”
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Andrew: “I’m not violent!!!”
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Andrew: “I’m proud of you, though, for when she said, ‘You should get that checked out.’ I’m proud that you didn’t shout ‘You should get your’s checked out!'”
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Andrew: “I’m, I’m done. I’m out. Can we roll closing music?”
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Andrew: “It’s now this ripped open carcass of ugliness that you have to deal with.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “My takeaway from is that you think the better part of being a bird is that you can shit anywhere; whereas, most people, the better part of being a bird is that you can fly.”
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Andrew: “No.”
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Andrew: “No, I wouldn’t prefer that. I like my rituals. I like knowing that there’s a modicum of privacy.”
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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is what you do.”
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Andrew: “No! No! Wait. What? Are you joking?”
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Andrew: “Oh, God damn.”
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Andrew: “Ohh, I like it! Like, real NPR style!”
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Andrew: Sound effect of someone shoplifting
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Andrew: “This is what you do; and, if you can get this on tape, all the better.”
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Andrew: “What’cha doin’ here!?!”
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Andrew: “Yes! Why, why did this suddenly happen to our world? Everything was fine until, like, one day in 2002, I woke up and I couldn’t open anything anymore.”
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Andrew: “You still talking? Huh? Sorry, I’m Googling.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew made a sound effect of someone shoplifting and Luke thought it was a glitch in the phone connection
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s boisterous laughter and Luke saying “He waxes it just to the right point.”
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Andrew and Luke: Attempting to find ways to remember if it’s Gary or Larry
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Andrew and Luke: “Well, it’s easy to remember. It’s always, Spring Gary, Fall Larry. No, wait. Hold on. It’s, wait, no that’s not entirely right. It is, it’s Autumn Barrys… No, wait.”
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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? We use every part of the joke. Yes, we do. Including, the joke about using every part of the joke.”
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