Luke: “Andrew ‘Drosselmeyer’ Walsh”
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Luke: “Counter-what? Counter-who?”
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Luke: Cute Chuckle
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Luke: “Don’t do this, kids.”
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Luke: “Get rid of the ink blots, start showing me some shit blots from a raven, and you’ll learn, it’s a window into my soul.”
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Luke: “I shit you not.”
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Luke: “I’ll throw some of this other great content at you.”
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Luke: “I’m a schvitzer.”
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Luke: “I’m BYOB, I bring my own belly.”
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Luke: “If you play your cards right, I might give you a chocolate factory outfit.”
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Luke: “It was a regrettable, yet mutually sarcastic event.”
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Luke: “It’s Larry before Gary”
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Luke: “It’s Larry before Gary, and things will get hairy.”
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Luke: “Larry skies at night, sailor’s delights. I don’t know. Alright.”
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Luke: “Let me, let me lay this knowledge on you.”
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Luke: “Listen buddy! I staked out this as pod-town long ago.”
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Luke: “Not cool.”
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Luke: “Our supporters of the day, the Catherine T. MacAuthur Foundation. Wait, that’s really NPR.”
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Luke: “Please stop admonishing the listeners, Andrew.”
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Luke: “Turn on your Zantac!”
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Luke: “We are recording this on, let’s see, it’s December 15th, in the year of our Lord, Twenty Fifteen.”
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Luke: “We’ve got this special sauce called our navels, and we’re gonna gaze at them.”
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Luke: “What’s up, dude!”
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Luke and Andrew: “A raven just landed in front of me and dropped a steaming deuce! Oh, God!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Beautiful! Finally (Great.) getting our Christmas on.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s childhood friend hasn’t changed one iota
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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Oh, hey Carey. Oh, hey Carey. Wanna to play football?” a la Tommy Wiseau in “The Room”
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Luke and Andrew: “She pays your salary! (That’s right!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “They do what they want to do, say what they want to say, live how they want to live, play how they want to play, Addams Family. (Ohh!) Too legit. (Yeah.) Too legit.”
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