Luke: “Get your mind out of the gutter”
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Luke: “I make no apologies.”
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Luke: “I would put the terror alert in my stomach at elevated.”
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Luke: “It all… It would all work!”
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Luke: “No one should be a ten.”
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Luke: “No, but that’s awful!”
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Luke: “Oh! Were you shitting your brains out?”
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Luke: “Ow! It’s kind of hurting my calves.”
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Luke: “Pffft!”
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Luke: “Right.”
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Luke: Sound of Luke’s foot and calf massager
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Luke: “T’was the night before the night before Christmas”
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Luke: “That’s just how fierce my exercising is going to be.”
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Luke: “The bearded clam”
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Luke: “There are three things that I care about when getting a massage, on the rare occasion that that happens… And don’t, get your mind out of the gutter.”
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Luke: “This… is gonna ruin my life.”
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Luke: “You know, I can suck my gut in and, somehow, duck face this enough”
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Luke and Andrew: “And it broke. Is it seriously not working? No, I don’t know. I’m probably not pressing the right button.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew got confused when Luke said “No one should be a ten.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is trying to console Luke after Luke thinks he broke his new foot massager
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing to Luke saying “And I’m slightly trapped, I can’t get to my miso!”
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Luke and Andrew: Human Touch Reflex 4 or Human Flex and the Flecktones
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Luke and Andrew: “I always look at the toilet paper as half dry. Of course you do!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna be working out so hard, I’m gonna be building my beef castle so hard (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “If only I had a way to get hot water here in the studio, Andrew. Oh wait, it turns out I do! It’s all coming together!!! Oh my God!”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: Luke laughing in a cute manner while Andrew is talking
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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought his massager broke and that his feet and calves were trapped
Luke and Andrew: “Mens rooms at bars are a real crapshoot, literally. (Wah waah)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Miso soup, by the way, turning water into salty water (Yes!) for over ten thousand years! And, you know what? I’ll take it.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Sounds like you, much like my Shiatsu massager, you’re a poopin’ machine that breaks down a lot. Thank you.”
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Luke and Andrew: “‘When’s Brandon coming over?’ and you say ‘Luke, Brandon died years ago.’ Oh, ho, that’s sad!”
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