Andrew: “Cat massage!”
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Andrew: “For those who are new to the show, we talk about my ears a lot.”
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Andrew: “I knew you were gonna say that!”
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Andrew: “I know! It’s fun to watch!”
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Andrew: Laughing to a clip of a lady saying “Relax, you have the best teacher available: Your cat.”
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Andrew: “Oh! Uh, was I supposed to be recording this? Okay. Now, we’re recording.”
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Andrew: “Ohh!”
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Andrew: “Ohhhh, right! Cat massage!”
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Andrew: “Shaboo, Shubenacadie Sam who’s saying early spring, and that’s in Nova Scotia. And, I’m not gonna try to say that word again.”
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Andrew: “Shut it down, America!”
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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m a little distracted by… everything.”
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Andrew: “Still churning its way through the Internet tubes.”
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Andrew: “That was BMI TMI, by the way.”
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Andrew: “Uh-oh!”
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Andrew: “Whaaaargh!”
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Andrew: “What the hell was I saying?”
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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t know. It was fleshy and gross and let’s move on.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think it’s science-based. Yeah, really!?!”
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Andrew and Luke: The Super Bowl story was so amazing that Andrew read through the whole thing
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Andrew and Luke: “There’s only one thing that can stop a toddler with a gun. That’s, uh, a four year old with a gun? Yeah, I guess so.”
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Andrew and Luke: “They’re an organization that, unless like this concussion thing really goes, really gets into people’s heads and… So to speak. Oh, God. I wish I hadn’t said that. I wish I hadn’t said that.”
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Luke: Cackling
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “Holy crap! There’s an airplane landing on the lake!”
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Luke: “Holy shit!”
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Luke: Singing and saying “Nightshading, deserves a quiet night! Doesn’t even make sense.”
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Luke: “Well, this is a bunch of crap!”
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Luke: “Well, you should probably stop building your beef castle.”
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Luke: “What do you think it’s gonna be a picture of, a My Little Pony sliding down a rainbow?”
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Luke and Andrew: A whole Poynter or Romenesko of worms
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Luke and Andrew: “And I would like them to drive the convertible into the business end… (Yes!) The southbound end of a northbound horse.”
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Luke and Andrew: “But I can’t turn the voices off inside my head. Oh, that’s something completely different. You, you’re getting the voices now too?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Good, Lord! I should pre-read these e-mails, this is troubling! You, you haven’t read them yet? I’m not… really.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Hey! You know, the vibes will be illest, and the weather will be naw-redic [ph]. (Right!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like, it’s like Schrödinger’s tape! Yeah, you’re right!”
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Luke and Andrew: “The NFL eats a ton of those chips that have Olestra in them. (Right!) And often when the NFL sneezes, a million dollars comes out of its keister. Eww.”
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