Andrew: “Andrew, it was awful. Everything went wrong. The audience hated us. The guests weren’t good. The stools sucked!”
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Andrew: “Aww, crap!”
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Andrew: “Don’t! Why’d you have to make this not fun!”
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Andrew: “I’m so high!”
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Andrew: “Luke saw his shadow, we get six more weeks of using, of using ‘spoiler alert’ online.”
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Andrew: “No!”
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Andrew: “Tell me… everything. Tell me everything, Luke.”
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Andrew: “There are twos of us. Twos!”
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Andrew: “Yes! Yes!!!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I guarantee you, you’ve seen too much of OIC ads. Oh, I see ’em. I see them all the time.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I have a story to tell. Okay. Do you want to hear how crazy I am? This is how crazy I am.”
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Andrew and Luke: “You sound exasperated, I know you’ve had a rough morning. Tell me everything. I sound exasperated?!?”
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Luke: “And the wooing starts right here, right now on this Friday… What in the heck fire am I talking about? Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL.”
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Luke: “And then it’s like Ned Ryerson is just there going, ‘That’s the most romantastic thing!'”
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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hollywood’ Walsh”
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Luke: “Are we at the end of the show yet?”
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Luke: “M Yahu”
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Luke: Saying “Hey! If you could just be a lamb and slip that lotion in that ol’ basket… Bing!” as Ned Ryerson
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Luke: “Somebody’s got the munchies!”
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Luke: “There are dozens of us. Dozens!”
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Luke: “Well, here’s the question. You wanna go after the sacred cow.”
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Luke: “What in the heck fire am I talking about?”
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Luke: “Yas!”
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Luke: “Yeah!!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I could kind of see it being, I could kine of see it being fun. Oh, ho, ho! This whole time, I thought it was kind!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m so high dude! Oh, man! Look at my hand.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m too blessed to be stressed, okay? That is true!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s toke a, let’s toke a bong, man! Let’s rip a toke. Let’s rip a reefer mah dude!”
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Luke and Andrew: Of stools and the other kind of stools
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, duh, Andrew! Come on. Bruh. Bruh! What, what’s up bruh? Bruh. Wha? Broheme!”
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Luke and Andrew: Singing “She’s So High” and having fun with weed-related phrases
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Luke and Andrew: “Ya-huuuuuu! I know!”
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Luke and Andrew: “You are considering not leaving 24 Hour Fitness, (Yes!) because when you inevitably come back (Yes!!!) you have to re-go through the up-sale procedure. Yes! And getting mad about it! And getting angry about it! That’s how my brain works.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know what they say when you make assumptions, Andrew. Sometimes you’re right, and sometimes you’re not.”
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Luke and Matisyahu: Beatboxing on Live Wire