Andrew: Andrew compares what his doctor told him to lyrics from a Dave Matthews song
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Andrew: “Hunh.”
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Andrew: “I didn’t know about the, the fecal blast aspect of this.”
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Andrew: “I don’t like the sound of this.”
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Andrew: “I’m really killing it today.”
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Andrew: Imitating Dave Matthew’s singing style
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Andrew: “It is, amazing!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God!”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God!” #2
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Andrew: “Mother. Effer.”
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Andrew: “Oh my god, on an airplane?!? You get up!”
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Andrew: “Oh, God! I’m just ruining this show today, I’m sorry. Either, I can’t remember my words or I’m off-topic all the time.”
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Andrew: “Power out!”
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Andrew: “Power out!” (With Reverb)
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Andrew: “Prince, stop trying to put everybody’s sexuality in a box!”
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Andrew: “She’s a Long Bahomie.”
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Andrew: “They can’t just go rogue on something.”
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Andrew: “Twice? Really!?!”
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Andrew: “Well, this is a little blue; but, I’ve already dropped the F bomb, so I’m probably fired already.”
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Andrew: “Yeah, not without a court order!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Come on… that, that’s not enough. Then you wave your hand under it again and it’s like, ‘No, bro. I know you’re the same guy. I may be a machine, but I’m not dumb. Also… I’ve scanned your retina, (Yes!) and I’ve looked into your heart. And I’ve been talking to your remote control.'”
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Andrew and Luke: “I… Hold on. (Sorry) Hold on, hold on, hold on, Andrew.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Listen to this, here’s a little story for ya. Do we have a second for a story? Absolutely. Okay.”
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Andrew and Luke: Luke suspects Andrew of making out with his new Xfinity remote
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Andrew and Luke: “Maybe. (And so..) I doubt it.”
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Luke: “Alright, our Top Story from the ‘I Coulda Told You That’ desk”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “Give me such a brark!”
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Luke: “He would rather get my booty in his face”
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Luke: “Here’s my power in.”
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Luke: “I’ve pulled all the comps!”
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Luke: “Long Bahomie-Tens”
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Luke: “Nice!”
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Luke: “Nope.”
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Luke: “Pod-dog doin’ what Pod-dog do, (Perro) shedding like a beast.”
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Luke: Reciting lyrics from “Nothing Compares 2 U”
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Luke: “Rudy is like that with fur. There is no end to the fur. I comb the fur off everyday, there is more fur. The fur falls out. There is, yet, more fur.”
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Luke: “Seriously?”
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Luke: “Through the device.”
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Luke: “Well… Umm…. No…”
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Luke: “What!?!”
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Luke: “What stinks is this story, Andrew.”
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Luke and Andrew: “A little splatter of feces. Show title?!? Maybe.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Back to whatever it was you were saying… I have no idea what, I have no idea where we were.”
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Luke and Andrew: Diarrhea Talk
Luke and Andrew: “It unfolds, like a flower, over the course of the week. Like a stinky flower. Like a corpse flower.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Speaking of diarrhea, by the way. Oh, good. Yeah, let me… Drink!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Strong with his diarrhea game! (Yeah!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Umm… Uh… Oh, sir! Just one more thing. I don’t get the reference. It’s a Christopher Walken impression. Ah, it’s pretty good.”
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