TBTL Ten Bill submitted a remix of the “Top Story” drop in which he included Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound during the musical portion of the drop. Since there weren’t two clean plays of the remix on the show, I had to use the clean version of the music and Gurgles from the second time it was played and grafted in a clean version of “Hello and Welcome to Top Story” from the clip archives.
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Luke: “All he hears is, ‘Diarrhea, Cha-cha-cha'”
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Luke: “All of my devices, I’d set it up this way but I forgot, they’re all, like, talking shit about me behind my back right now.”
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Luke: “And she texted me back, ‘Okay, I got a couple of hoes with me and we’re on the way.'”
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Luke: “Boner, Boehner, or Jackass, I don’t care.”
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Luke: “Can you build your beef castle in one minute a day of strenuous exercise?”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “Does your dog hate it when you try to hug it?”
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Luke: “Don’t cheat on Beyoncé!”
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Luke: “Get. Me. Outta here.”
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Luke: “I assume so.”
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Luke: “I consider him really the prime rib of podcasting”
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Luke: “I have been embarking on a Sisyphean project today.”
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Luke: “I some… I somehow agitated the beehive”
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Luke: “I was just knee-deep in the hoopla.”
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Luke: “I went back and listened to the whole fucking record today.”
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Luke: “I’m a monster!!!”
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Luke: “Is this Pod-dog?”
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Luke: “It’s really the… the, you know, it’s the, it’s the… sort of, you know, the steam that drives the steam engine of childhood.”
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Luke: Making a buzzer sound
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Luke: “My dogs loved being hugged.”
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Luke: “No one is ever going to accuse this show of being overly scripted, or overly planned in any way.”
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Luke: “Not all heroes wear capes.”
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Luke: “Not only was I looking just absolutely preposterous with a poorly behaved 65 pound yellow Lab”
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Luke: “Really? Really???!!!?”
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Luke: “Right behind me (Perro) is Pod-dog”
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Luke: “That is bananas!”
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Luke: “Well, I mean, almost dead is still slightly alive.”
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Luke: “Well, our top story today Andrew, I, once again, find myself on the wrong side of the listeners.”
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Luke: “What, what about ‘Lucifer’s Taint’, or what ever John Boehner called Ted Cruz.”
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Luke: “WTF, my friend. Why the face.”
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Luke: “Yeah. Good stuff.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Ah, that’s TMI my friend. Nah, TMI BMI!”
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