Andrew: “And, I swear to god, I’m not trying to do that.”
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Andrew: “By the way, I will not contribute to your Kickfunder, for, uh, Luke’s stagecoach. I refuse to do it. I’m sorry.”
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Andrew: “Giddy up, I Can’t Remember!”
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Andrew: “How fast can I eat this? Will I make it?”
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Andrew: “I think you’re rubbing off on me a little bit.”
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Andrew: “I’m a long distance enabler.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Like, what the fuck am I talking about?”
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Andrew: “Luke, I love you to death.”
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Andrew: “Oh my God.”
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Andrew: “Oh my God, I fear for your colon.”
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Andrew: “Oh my God, you can’t do this! I forgot.”
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Andrew: “Oh-la-la, y’all!”
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Andrew: “Right!!?”
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Andrew: “Single or multi-cell organisms that are not gonna come down and probe us in our buttocks.”
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Andrew: “This is some Pee-wee Herman shit right here, man.”
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Andrew: “This time, tell Carey before you buy your new stagecoach; because, I see where this is going, and I think is just the type of thing you should discuss in advance.”
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Andrew: “Well, I’d say that you’re all hat and no cattle.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Are you wearing a cowboy hat right now? Oh, Andrew.”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “Do you realize the horses were named: Diamond, Champ, Rocky and I forget. That’s not really the fourth horse’s name, I just forget the name of the fourth horse.”
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Luke: “Donald Trumpian”
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Luke: “Get a rope!”
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Luke: “Hey buddy!”
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Luke: “I don’t have all the answers; or, in fact, any of the answers.”
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Luke: “I suffer for this show, Andrew, I just want you to know”
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Luke: “I’ve actually signed up with a different fundraising website here in Texas, it’s called ‘Shitkicker’.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Not just because I am sort of a chameleon and a charlatan, uh, and a dilettante. I’m a real triple threat, Andrew.”
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Luke: “Oh, Andrew. You think you know me.”
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Luke: “Ohhh, dang it!”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is Luke’s personal Siri
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know. I feel like there’s a… There’s a better chance that there are aliens out there than that Jesus is living in the sky. Right.”
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Luke and Andrew: The actual apocalyptical devastation caused by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
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