Andrew: “A Man, A Scoot-about and A Little Lady?”
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Andrew: “And then, she lays a little dookie down.”
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Andrew: “Aww, damn Andrew!”
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Andrew: “Because, when you meet her she says, ‘I’m three!’, before you even ask.”
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Andrew: “But then, she’s like, ‘But, it’s scary!’ I’m like, ‘Well, you’re the one who brought it up.’ So, I’m kind of, like, ‘Okay. Well, why is it scary?’ And she’s like, ‘Cuz, it’s so huge and I could fall in!'”
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Andrew: “Cool Cucumber Andrew”
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Andrew: “Don’t let go, kiddo!”
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Andrew: “Dookie”
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Andrew: “I don’t want to step on your toes here, Luke.”
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Andrew: “I will, I’m gonna try to lay off most of the pills today.”
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Andrew: “I’m trying to get into, I’m trying to get, I’m trying to share your headspace a little bit here.”
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Andrew: “Just because I sometimes lisp and don’t say my Rs right, doesn’t mean that I have a learning disability.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I know!”
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Andrew: “Like, I don’t know! I don’t know how this stuff works!”
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Andrew: “Not really”
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Andrew: “Number One Daytime Emmy Award Winning Freelance Journalist?”
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Andrew: “Oh my God, I feel my wallet opening.”
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Andrew: “Oh, dang!”
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Andrew: “Oh, no! That’s scary.”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah.”
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Andrew: “Oh, yes! I want that in my life 24×7.”
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Andrew: “Ride that high horse all day.”
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Andrew: “She brought over, like, more teddy, enough teddy bears to choke a teddy bear.”
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Andrew: Singing “Day plan”
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Andrew: Squeaking sound while Andrew was talking
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Andrew: “Suddenly I’m freaking my shit out, man.”
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Andrew: “That’s, there, there’s the problem right there, I did nothing.”
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Andrew: “Yeah, sure! I mean, I was an altar boy.”
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Andrew: “You asked what I did to the house, I made a mess… on the rug, before she got here just to make her feel comfortable.”
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Andrew: “You know what? I feel like Pat Metheny is so 2015 and Medeski Martin & Wood are so 2016.”
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Andrew and Luke: Dickensian Terms
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