Luke: “And this is the crazy thing about life on this big blue marble: it goes really fast, Andrew.”
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Luke: Glitchy or awkwardly edited “At the twenty”
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Luke: “Hello there everybody. I’m your host, Luke Burbank, coming to you from Studio X.”
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Luke: “Hey everybody, you know what time it is? It’s the TBTL-a-thon!”
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Luke: “I was not the straw that was stirring that drink. I was the little, I was a fly inside an ice cube, floating around in that drink, hoping that I just got stirred over towards where I need to be.”
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Luke: “If you have, like, drop a deuce while someone holds you by the armpits confidence”
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Luke: “It is TBTL-a-thon time, once again.”
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Luke: “Oh, damn!”
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Luke: “Oh, no. I shouldn’t have called you out on that. I could tell you’re Burbanking it here.”
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Luke: “Oh, yeah.”
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Luke: “This is a public radio program… yes it is.”
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Luke: “Three Chins and A Little Baby?”
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Luke: “We’re not 100% sure if this is TBTL-a-thon #6 or TBTL-a-thon #7. If anybody out there knows, we’d love to hear from you.”
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Luke: Whistling
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Luke and Andrew: “Day plan. Day plan. Enemy of the night plan.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I have so many times done things where I’m like, ‘Can you move this?’ and then they move it; and then, ‘Oh, actually, just kidding. (Right) Can we go back to the first thing?'”
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Luke and Andrew: “If you put a gun to my head, I couldn’t drop a deuce while someone was holding me by my armpits. I know, especially me! That kid’s, that kid’s just like, that kid’s level of confidence, when it comes to BMs, is, is impressive. I know, the whole thing!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke allowed Luke to propose an idea
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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you knew; cuz, she hadn’t wiped her butt. (Well, that’s one thing…) That’s… Shoulder rides are out. Shoulder rides are off the list.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You can wipe your friends and you can wipe your butt; but, you can’t wipe your friend’s butts. Exactly… Exactly.”
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