Luke: “Amy Wielunski, known for her drawings of tall ships.”
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Luke: “Boredified”
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Luke: “But, some people are cheating when it comes to building their beef castle.”
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Luke: “Hempler’s”
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Luke: “Hot mic”
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Luke: “Huh?”
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Luke: “I don’t know you, but I need you to hear this mixtape that my friend Andrew made.”
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Luke: “I will club a seal to make a deal!”
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Luke: “I won’t be undersold!”
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Luke: “King and Bunny!”
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Luke: Recreating what it’s like to have a phone conversation through a car’s hands-free system
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Luke: Singing the “If you wanna get a deal, go see Cal. If you wanna get a deal, go see Cal!” jingle
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Luke: “That was, as Andrew, as you would like to say, that was me kidding on the square.”
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Luke: “That whole joke was basically, like, ‘I’m gay!'”
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Luke: “Wait a second, wait a second. Hold on.”
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Luke: “When I pulled up to the In-N-Out drive-thru at LAX and I was listening to TBTL. That’s not, that’s a bridge too far, my friend.”
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Luke: “Ya turkeys!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Let me dab while I drop some deuts on you. They’re worn by men… Dazzling Deuts? Dazzling Deuts!!! And, we have the show title.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like, whatever. You’re still mad that I refer to you as the poor man’s John Moe. You got to get over that! Why, why do you let that bother you so much, partner?”
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Luke and Steve Neuman: “A man grows up in St. Cloud, Minnesota, he learns a few things about pronouncing… Did you actually grow up in St. Cloud? No, I grew up in Hector, Minnesota. Oh, yeah. A guy grows up in Hector, Minnesota, he learns a thing or two about last names like Wielunski.”
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Luke and Steve Neuman: “If we’re known for one thing on this show, it’s just our fast facts. It’s that we get to the point, quick to the point, the point, no fakin’. Cookin’ MCs like a pound of bacon.”
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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Shul’s back for summer. Shul’s back forever. That was… not good.”
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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: Donating at the thousand dollar level
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Steve Neuman: “And Amy, clearly, spent enormous amounts of too much time, which would have been five minutes; but, still, too much time.”
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Steve Neuman: “Hello, boys. How are you?”
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Steve Neuman: “Just an ocean of funk”
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Steve Neuman: “Oh, shit. What are we doing here?”
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Steve Neuman: “Ooh!”
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Steve Neuman: “Piper, Luke’s enemy”
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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “I was gonna quickly sharpshoot Andrew and say, it’s only ten dollars a month for a water bottle. I’m sorry. Geez! Thank you, Stu. No problem.”
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Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: Minnehaha is not a big laugh
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Steve Neuman and Luke: “You’re the lead dog, so the scenery is changing all the time! And… scene.”
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