Andrew: “Are you here to Dougie? Show me how to Dougie!”
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Andrew: “As far as I’m concerned, like, there’s no way any of those are getting in, into my mouth. It’s a Hidden Valley Ranch in my mouth.”
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Andrew: “Can we just go out? I don’t like food that you cook. Like, I would be just be like, ‘Show me!'”
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Andrew: Cute end to Andrew’s laugh
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Andrew: “Early onset grumpiness”
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Andrew: “For some reason, coming out of my mouth, it sounded weird; but, so do most words.”
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Andrew: “God damn it, that was my out.”
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Andrew: “Hello, Luke. How ya doin’?”
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Andrew: “Hey-hey, ho-ho-ho-ho.”
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Andrew: “History is not gonna be on my side when it comes to the air conditioner wars.”
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Andrew: “I don’t know. It’s just, it’s just what I like and what I don’t like.”
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Andrew: “I know, but it gets complicated.”
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Andrew: “I loved playing with fake trucks and real dirt.”
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Andrew: “I was pretty eye-rolly with him.”
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Andrew: “I’m such a weird, weird-ass, picky eater.”
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Andrew: “It was so good. It was so damn good.”
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Andrew: “It’s a Hidden Valley Ranch in my mouth.”
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Andrew: “Kids are turtling too much!”
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Andrew: “Like, cook as if I’m twelve.”
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Andrew: “Like, whatever.”
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Andrew: “Mayonnaise sandwich, or some shit.”
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Andrew: “Oh boy, let’s go. La-Di-Da, Cha-Cha-Cha.”
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Andrew: “Oh boy, let’s go. La-Di-Da, Cha-Cha-Cha.” #2
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Andrew: “Oh good, there’s salad! And then, somebody crumbled some sort of white and gray shitty cheese in here; and, you’re like, son of a bitch!”
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Andrew: “Oh, Dad.”
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Andrew: “Oh, hell yeah!”
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Andrew: “So, what’s, what’s a telephone?”
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Andrew: “Son of a bitch!”
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Andrew: “That was a weird thing to say.”
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Andrew: “That’s the one exception that proves the rule.”
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Andrew: “That’s the suburban Andrew in me.”
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Andrew: “Will you go in the hottub with me?”
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Andrew: “Will you go to prom with me?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew recommends Luke go “Sexy Beast” when the trench digger arrives
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Andrew and Luke: “It’s what they call 4-D theater, it really is just like… It was an (Yeah) immersive experience. Unfortunately, yeah, it was in Smell-O-Vision. Yes.”
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Andrew and Luke: Small Bites at the Throat Clearing Apple
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Andrew and Luke: “Somebody comes over here… This is the library at Howard University, what are you doing?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Would you say it was a trenchant story? Oh, shit! Ohh!!! God, now! No, I deserve the applause on that one.”
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