Luke: “I was really feeling pretty high on my own supply”
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Luke: “I, I don’t believe in, like, hocus pocus.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “OMG”
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Luke: “OMG, it is time, once again, for a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that might just be Too Beautiful To Live.”
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Luke: Saying “I am not a crook” as Nixon
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Luke: Saying “I am not a lawyer” as Nixon
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Luke: “She’s gone Hollywood.”
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Luke: Singing “Pick up the red pube!”
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Luke: Singing “Who will die-hi-hi-hi-hi, who will die-hi, who will die-hi” to the Game of Thrones theme
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Luke: “The second that the fame train pulled out of the station, she was on it, she was riding it, and we haven’t seen her since. And, it’s sad, it really changes the dog, it really does. (Perro)”
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Luke: “We’re just ready to bring you the, the, the, the pure, uncut, distilled drop that is episode #2145 in a collector’s series.”
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Luke: “Which is… ridiculous.”
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Luke: “Wristy Business”
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Luke and Andrew: Bowel Movements
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Luke and Andrew: “Can I get up and play in your (Right) excavator?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Hot the dogs, ha the dogs, ha-dogs, ha-dog. It took me a while to figure out what the shit you were doing there.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Including my wife who said, ‘You know, those sweats make you look like a child molester.’ Oh, wow!”
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Luke and Andrew: “It was (Wow) a, a bloodbath.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing lyrics about bowling to the Game of Thrones theme
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Luke and Andrew: “No, no. It’s a, it’s a pube. Okay.”
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Luke and Andrew: “OMG, I’m raising Andrew. (Nice!) Does this resonate with you? Yes. And you are raising Andrew. God bless you.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Raising Andrew-zona. Okay, Raising Andrew-zona.”
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Luke and Andrew: “When I start looking at the menu, I’m like, what is meat and cheese cuz that’s all stuff I can have. And someday, you will poop again.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t like to, you don’t like to get together with the fellas and shoot some dunks? I love shooting dunks when possible.”
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