Andrew: “And I’m so sick of bacon flavor everything, so I refuse to buy bacon flavor rimmer.”
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Andrew: “And then, I think it’s time to shake, shake, shake.”
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Andrew: “And, that’s how I was gonna start the show today. And then, that happened again! We are filled with technical difficulties today, this is what, the third, fourth, fifth time we’ve tried starting the show today. So, you guys, you miss out on my wonderful Brexit humor.”
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Andrew: “As Steve Martin once said, ‘Some people have a way with words. Other people, way not.'”
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Andrew: “But, that is the rimmer.”
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Andrew: “Do it!”
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Andrew: “Do you even fucking listen to this show!?!”
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Andrew: “He had his own little, his own little Brexit, his own little, his own little Lexit from the show today. See? We’re getting there.”
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Andrew: “Hey, everybody at the Poly Clinic!”
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Andrew: “I don’t know how to read.”
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Andrew: “I had a joke. It wasn’t a great joke, but it was a Brexit joke. And, that’s how I was gonna start the show today. And then, that happened again!”
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Andrew: “I think I was nervous. Eh, whatever, I don’t need to make excuses. Everybody knows I’m a dingus.”
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Andrew: “I, I do things differently.”
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Andrew: “I, unfortunately, am your host.”
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Andrew: “I’m not joking when I say I don’t know, my brain locks up when you ask me that.”
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Andrew: “I’m sure it’s got nothing to do with Luke.”
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Andrew: “I’m totally off my game, such a bad way to start a show; but, I can’t start it over. I can’t start it over!”
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Andrew: “If you can trust Google’s analytics; which, sure, why not. They’re listening to us now anyway. I love you Google.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing Hiccup
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Andrew: “Like, I would rather have no Bloody Mary than a bad Bloody Mary. You know what I mean, I hate bad Bloody Marys.”
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Andrew: “Oh my gosh, you brought a fan. You brought a fan?!?”
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Andrew: “Oh, no!”
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Andrew: “Oh, okay.”
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Andrew: “Pickled asparagii”
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Andrew: Saying Worcestershire several ways
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Andrew: “She puts the ‘Aaaaay’ in staycation”
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Andrew: Singing “Say, say, say!”
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Andrew: Singing: “She’ll take a bite out of it and show it to you before you die!”
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Andrew: “So, that about a shot? You saw that come out.”
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Andrew: “The center cannot hold!”
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Andrew: “Theo’s giving us… Are you okay Theo? Alright. I would consider that a dirty look.”
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Andrew: “This is gonna be so bad.”
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Andrew: “Well, our Top Story for today is this mother-tootin’ Bloody Mary in front of my right now, made by one Phyllis F Fletcher.”
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Andrew: Whispering “Phyllis is not really good at this.”
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Andrew: “You guys are like the aunt and uncle I’ve never had.”
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