Andrew: “Are you kidding me?!?”
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Andrew: “But, the majority of my brain was just like, ‘Oh, Andrew, you idiot! Just, grr, grr, argh!'”
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Andrew: “Can you, um, will you permit me to play”
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Andrew: “Cowabunga, dude.”
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Andrew: Flat “What?”
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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank.”
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Andrew: “How dare other people have podcasts.”
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Andrew: “I was just like, ‘Yes! F yes, Arya!'”
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Andrew: “I was raised on Turtle Island, by the way. Cowabunga, dude. It was, it was a water park in Ohio. Umm…”
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Andrew: “It’s more of a Ketchi-can’t.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: Laughing #4
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Andrew: Laughing #5
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I like it.”
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Andrew: “Oh-ho shit! No, on bass. Are you shitting me!?!”
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Andrew: “Power, fucking, out.”
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Andrew: “Richie McBoatface”
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Andrew: Sing-songy “What?”
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Andrew: “Tech people are so meta.”
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Andrew: “Whoa!”
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Andrew: “You know what? Now I hear it. Now I hear it.”
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Andrew and Luke: “And then, essentially his… what, what would be his relation to him. His sis, his sis-his aunt? Daenerys’s aunt? The music ended. Yeah, that’s probably a sign. This was good. Power, fucking, out.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Is there anything else that you love that we can destroy? Is there something we can ruin on a weekly basis for you? Cuz, we’re, we’re, we’re in the market.”
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Andrew and Luke: “It’ll be your ex-woif. My former woif!”
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Andrew and Luke: “The music ended. Yeah, that’s probably a sign.”
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Andrew and Luke: “The music ended. Yeah, that’s probably a sign. This was good. Power, fucking, out.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Which is, apparently, something he and his brother, Wun Wun, can do. Aww-ho… Wun Wun… I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to bring it… I know, I know it’s sad to bring up… Aww.”
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Luke: “A bear, who had no idea what, what it was about to enter: Luke’s World of slash fic.”
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Luke: “Andrew, if I did it… which is gonna be the name of my book I release about this helicopter…”
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Luke: “Don’t fuck with a guy driving a Toyota Yaris, because he has literally nothing to lose. It’s like… She doesn’t even want to be alive. She is Danny Glover personified.”
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Luke: “I think people, I think people used to say, ‘I’ve unleashed the power within.'”
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Luke: “The 100 percent predictable outcome when people walk on red-hot, fiery coals at a Tony Robbins empowerment convention. The predictable outcome, that you could have predicted, predictably occurred.”
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Luke: “The struggle is real.”
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Luke: “When Team Mad Dog steamed into the Victoria Harbour, the first thing they said, apparently, they were, they were way ahead of everybody, the first thing they said was, ‘A fucking helicopter almost chopped our boat in half.'”
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Luke: “You know, uh, earmuffs, I guess, if you’re a kid.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do we think that people really were trying to take selfies on the burning coals… Oh, of course! Are you kidding me?!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I, I’m not into, I’m not into motivational speaking, other than (I know what…) ‘Living Unreasonably in Unreasonable Times’.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m, I’ll tell you what, man. I am, I am a fan of Ketchikan, Alaska. I’m, glad to hear it.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke found a lifehack when it comes to recording the podcart from hotel rooms
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Luke and Andrew: “The details of this story dazzle me to my core, Andrew. I am so d–Yes.”
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Luke and Andrew: “The Wi-Fi here is a totem pole. It’s a peace pole, Luke. Get it straight.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know what I’m trying to do, Andrew? I’m trying to be a Ketchikan, not a Ketchi-can’t. I like it.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know, uh, earmuffs, I guess, if you’re a kid and, uh, you don’t yet know about prostitution. Umm… But, you know what? Isn’t it better to hear it from us?”
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