While Luke and Andrew were deep into vacuum talk, Luke decided to start playing a portion of the Counting Crow’s “The Rain King” and attempted to say “vacuum” over the word “rain”. In typical Luke fashion, it didn’t quite turn out right…
Luke and Andrew: Luke trying to say “Vacuum” over the word “Rain” in Counting Crow’s “The Rain King”
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So, I decided to make a cleaner version of what Luke was attempting by finding a version of Luke saying “vacuum” in the clear and mixed it in using Audacity.
Counting Crows and Luke: I am the Vacuum King
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I’m not sure if my version is actually any better, truth be told.
Andrew: “But, I say, I say things wrong all the time.”
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Andrew: “God damn, that–I forgot what a jam this is!”
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Andrew: “I don’t follow sports”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what level of, of, of robot love you have.”
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Andrew: “I dunno what I’m doing, Luke. I don’t care about fireworks.”
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Andrew: “I got friends in high places. I don’t know if you know that.”
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Andrew: “‘I know that guy! That guy is a friend of mine!’ and they’re like ‘Wait, what?'”
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Andrew: “I mean, he sent me a photo, that took my breath away and scared me. Thanks a lot for scaring me, Dave.”
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Andrew: “I was on the receiving end of a little bit of vacuum jealousy this weekend; and, dude, it made me feel so good.”
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Andrew: “Just click the link, Walsh.”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh my God.”
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Andrew: “Row-buts”
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Andrew: “Slow down, Dr. Demento!”
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Andrew: “This isn’t answering any of your questions.”
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Andrew: “We need one of those.”
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Andrew: “Why can’t we have nice things?”
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Andrew and Luke: “It was all 360 spins and slam dunk pointers for me this weekend, Luke. (Yeah?) It was all sport, all sport talk.”
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Luke: “Andrew, I need you to b-block out the haters”
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Luke: “Andrew, you have so little from your childhood that you feel good about. Let’s not take this song away from you.”
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Luke: “Long story longer”
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Luke: Mourning Edition
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Luke: “Oh, great. So, this same clip of tape has screwed both of us over.”
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Luke: “She has just been going ba-nuts”
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Luke: “Well, well, well. Hello there, everybody”
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Luke: Whispering “I think it was particularly annoying to Carey to have to go over, and like, pick it up and move it.”
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Luke: Whispering “Now, I’m really whispering.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew busts out laughing when the party horn hits while Luke plays “Exciting Celebrate Music”
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Luke and Andrew: “I need you to just surround those, those thoughts with a beautiful pearl of not giving a shit. Right.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I really love that you are whispering, (I just…) it’s weirdly conspiratorial. Also, the irony is, if she listens to the podcast, she’ll hear it even though I’m whispering. So, this serves no purpose. She’ll just turn up the volume, just like everyone else.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke continues to whisper when talking about Carey and the cleanliness of the house and Andrew joins in
Luke and Andrew: Luke is whispering when talking to Andrew about the Roomba because Carey is down the hall
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Luke and Andrew: “Sí se puede. Yes we can!”
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Luke and Andrew: “We… had to buy a Roomba for the pool. Oh my God.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Where’s my rimshot to not use it? I just want to know where it is, so I don’t have to use it.”
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