Luke: “And I’ll have forgotten about the joke; and then, they’ll say it and I’ll, I’ll either laugh or be filled with secret rage. So, one of the two.”
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Luke: “And so, you’re not living the Santa lifestyle two-four-sev, three-sixty-five.”
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Luke: “Before all that though, we have to say hello to my friend, the official record keeper of this show. The guy who, you know, keeps me, keeps me on point, and keeps me on track; and, does a terrible job of it, if you’ve heard the show.”
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Luke: “But if you, you know, if you Larry the Cable Guy’d that up a little bit”
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Luke: “Hey, I’ve been thinking!”
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Luke: “I mean, seriously, I bet you Cheeky Monkey is jumping off, because… it stuck its finger in its butt and smelled it.”
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Luke: “I’m just excited that I haven’t sworn or said something mildly racist so far.”
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Luke: Imitating the beats used in System Of A Down songs
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Luke: “In three, DuDu, and one.”
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Luke: Luke’s phone chirped away while he was talking
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Luke: Making mouth trumpet sounds and singing “She’s A Lady”
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Luke: Making sounds with his tongue and lips
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Luke: “No, it’s not a fever dream or a bad trip.”
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Luke: “Oh my God. I am going to crap my pants in Branson, Missouri, while a thousand Santas and a thousand Branson residents watch.”
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Luke: “Oh, I’ve got a jolly belly!”
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Luke: “Something called, a, a play called, ‘Jerusalem’ and the guy who is the star is called ‘DuDu Fisher’.”
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Luke: “Two-four-sev, three-sixty-five”
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Luke: “What do… Yeah. What DuDu Fisher do?”
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Luke: “Who’s being a cheeky monkey now? Me, I think.”
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Luke: “Yeah, you know what? Let’s go full Christmas on it.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is a Double Extra Never
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is taking steps to becoming a Super Possessor
Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I have to tell you, I just had a terrible idea. Oh, good.”
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Luke and Andrew: “As we like to say on this show, you know, Thursday is the Friday of the middle week; which means, Wednesday is the Thursday of the middle week. Right.”
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Luke and Andrew: Baldknobbers
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Luke and Andrew: Both trying to sing the “Exciting Celebrate Music” and saying “We make a good team. Yeah… we don’t.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Harvard Yard, park the car (Oh, Christ) Harvard Yard”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a strict deustructionist. There we go.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not far from the Crazy Larry’s Cheeky Monkey Bar. There it is, Crazy Craig’s Cheeky Monkey Bar! You’re not kidding.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s phone chirped again while Andrew was saying “…kind of modern way”
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Luke and Andrew: “Now, forgive my terrible, like, Boston accent, but… Let me, hold on, get into the zone. Harvard Yard, park the car (Oh, Christ) Harvard Yard. He was, he’ll, He’ll be saying like… Ah, I’m not gonna do the accent. (No)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Please, please leave your clothes on. Uh, nope, oops… already, already down to the jockstrap here. Yeah… I like that you wear a jockstrap for the show though… Well, you’re, you’re kind of a ball buster. Hey-oh! Doesn’t make tons of sense.”
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Luke and Andrew: Power Out and Missed Poop Joke
Luke and Andrew: “The Italian restaurant is called ‘Pasghetti’s’. Oh my God.”
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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a place called, I believe it’s called ‘God and Country Theater’? Oh, Christ.”
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