Andrew: “A lot of that information leaks out of my ears when I sleep.”
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Andrew: “And this is one of them. God, please don’t mess this up, it’s been so long. That’s me talking to myself. That’s me pumping myself up. Hoohoo!!!”
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Andrew: “And, because pigs are really smart animals, Luke. Not funny.”
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Andrew: “Boohoo!!!”
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Andrew: “Can you tell the people, Luke, what you, what you told me and Steve Nelson on the phone the other day?”
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Andrew: Chuckling
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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!”
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Andrew: “Hah!!! Hey-oh!”
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Andrew: “Hoohoo!!!”
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Andrew: “I kind of don’t wanna do it anymore. I mean, I’ll still do it, but I won’t talk about doing it. You know what I mean?”
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Andrew: “I’ll bet you, uh, you are insufferable to watch that movie with.”
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Andrew: “It’s a smoking jacket.”
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Andrew: “It’s at Peddler’s Village, in case somebody wants to stalk ya.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Look at me, I’m holding the door for you!”
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Andrew: “No, I don’t think so.”
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Andrew: “Not funny.”
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Andrew: “Ooh!”
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Andrew: Santa-like Laugh
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Andrew: “That’s a man who lives inside me. That’s the man inside me.”
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Andrew: “What’s tape, daddy?”
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Andrew: “Whoa.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew isn’t very good at sexual harassing
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know why, by the way, the husband and wife has to be judged together, but they do; which, is shitty. But, uh… Let’s not make this a commentary on gender normative behavior.”
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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a, it’s a, it’s a beau–I love that movie. It’s a beautiful movie, it love that movie. I love your movie.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Look how great our timing is, nonetheless. Wait, what? You dick.”
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Luke: Channeling some Corky St. Clair
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Luke: “Don’t do this at NPR in LA, you will be fired.”
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Luke: “Eh, I’m gonna throw Burbank a bone here.”
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Luke: “Inflatable, weird, floppy dudes that you see at used car lots.”
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Luke: “Inundated. Inundated!!!”
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Luke: “It was the worst impression of someone’s bosoms I’ve ever seen.”
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Luke: Laughing to Donovan’s “The Magpie”
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Luke: Singing “Hold me close, windsock dancer”
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Luke and Andrew: “And Walsh is gonna Walsh. Walsh is gonna Walsh, Walsh is gonna hide.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I’m doing something very annoying to you right now. What are you doing?”
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Luke and Andrew: “His name is, uh, Tig (Really?) or something like that. Tack? Teppy? I gotta look back at the transcript. Okay.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke attempting to sing to 3EB’s “Semi-Charmed Life” over the line
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Luke and Andrew: Luke tells a joke about a pig with two wooden legs
Luke and Andrew: “Not all heroes wear capes, Andrew. No, but Donovan did… a lot of the time, probably. That may have been a poncho. Cape, poncho, tomato, to-poncho.”
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Luke and Andrew: “That might be the worst sexual harassing I’ve ever heard. I know. And, I mean that as a compliment.”
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Luke and Andrew: “That reminds me of a joke, that I’ll only half-remember. Oh, good.”
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Luke and Andrew: “That’s them jacking up that house across the street dude! I know! That house is jacked!”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is a lazy way to hold the door for someone (Hodor)”
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Luke and Andrew: “To Hodor. Hodor.”
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Luke and Andrew: “We’ll let them torch this thing from the inside. Yeah.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, I do! God, stop lecturing me! Get off my back! You did say, then you said, ‘I didn’t ask to be born!’, which is a weird thing to say to me.”
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