Aaron Mason: “I’m a strong flavor, right? I’m like licorice.”
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Aaron Mason: “It gets in my craw!”
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Aaron Mason: Laughing
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Aaron Mason: “LRB is after me. It’s a whole scene.”
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Aaron Mason: “Milk, He Wrote?”
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Aaron Mason: “Oh, God!”
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Aaron Mason: “Squirrel!”
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Aaron Mason: “Three, two, one. One, two, three. What the heck is bothering me.”
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Aaron Mason: “Toughen up, buttercup!”
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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “And, I mean Luke has rebuilt an engine. Not Burbank. Not Burbank. I know for a fact, first hand, that he cannot rebuild engines. I’ve been on a broken boat with him. Yeah.”
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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Come on!!! I made your bed.”
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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “To wrap it all up, it’s you, baby! (Yeah, I guess so) You are! You’re thin-skinned! (Yeah) You get upset (Oh, God) when people…Like, we know that. It’s fine. It’s probably not fine.”
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Andrew: “Alright, you guys… Here’s everything you need to know about the next hour of your life. You are listening to a podcast called TBTL; which, stands for: Too Beautiful To Live”
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Andrew: “Big booming voice”
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Andrew: “Cut that out. That’s not what words mean.”
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Andrew: Describing who and what Luke and Andrew are and do on the show
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Andrew: “I am such a baby.”
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Andrew: “I like it. It kind of got this hand-clappy, boot-stompy feel to it.”
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Andrew: “I went home and I bit my pillow.”
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Andrew: “I’m not famous for anything, but I can eat a lot of hot dogs in one sitting.”
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Andrew: “If I listen to Andrew describe music one more time, I’m gonna drive my car off a cliff!”
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Andrew: “If this person talks like this; but, I’m in the voice. I’m committed at this point to it.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Milk, She Wrote”
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Andrew: “Scuttling it up with my whining.”
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Andrew: “Slash man-boy”
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Andrew: “You know, the good news is, we don’t have any listeners who like to Photoshop me into weird scenarios. So, I’m sure that’ll never happen.”
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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Aaron, how the hell are you doing? I’m doing great. First of all, I go by Aidan now. I’ve changed it. So guilty. You really stepped in it yesterday, didn’t you? Boy, howdy.”
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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Have you been naked there? Nnnnnnno. No.”
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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “How dare you question whether or not we’ll deliver on our Goddamn… Who are you!?! (Rawwwr) Is what I said.”
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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “I don’t, so I won’t. I don’t, so I won’t!”
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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “I got real Jessica Fletcher on his ass yesterday. That’s a show title. Milk, He Wrote? That’s the show title!!! Milk, She Wrote. I don’t have a pen.”
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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “I got the paper rattle thing, what do you call it? Oh, Shuffling Papes! I got the Shuffling Papes (What’s up, Bobby!) today.”
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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Nothing like a fat, full guy scooting (Angrily) home, angrily… I’m gonna write a Yelp! review.”
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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to all!”
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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “There are dozens of us. However… (Dozens!)”
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Andrew, Aaron Mason and Ron Upshaw: Ron Upshaw crashed the TBTL show recording
Ron Upshaw: “Can, can people Photoshop some Andrew Walsh ‘The Metal Years’ memes for us please?”
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Ron Upshaw: “Come to Akron, Ohio, fire breathing dragons, Sacrafix!”
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