Andrew: “99.999%”
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Andrew: “All you do is hate read now.”
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Andrew: “Alright, let’s stop talking about you and start talking about us.”
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Andrew: “Anyway, I feel, I feel whole again.”
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Andrew: “But, dude… I am serious. No caffeine today.”
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Andrew: “Ehhh, I don’t like to use the word ‘genius’ to describe my work.”
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Andrew: “I listen to your blog!”
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Andrew: “I was O.G… C.Y.O.A.”
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Andrew: “I, I would call it kind of a boot-stompy, hand-clappy thing.”
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Andrew: “Keep your sarcasm for the Grapes of Rad!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “My girlfriend dropped something under the couch, and you won’t believe what I found there!”
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Andrew: “Reading is hard!”
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Andrew: “This is not a pleasant expression, but, as my uncle would say, I, I was shaking like a, like a dog pooping peach pits.”
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Andrew: “This is the power of, of the TBTL listenership right here.”
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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “But, like, I want to like soccer more so that I can get excited about… ties. Or whatever. I think they call them draws. Draws.”
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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Genevieve starts laughing when Andrew asks if corruption was involved when Russia got the Sochi Olympics
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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I did it, I think… I did it, I think?!?”
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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I’ll write your eulogy, by the way. Okay, good. I think it’s adorable that you think that you’ll outlive me. That’s also a good point.”
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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “What does conical mean? Like a cone? Oh, okay. Gotcha.”
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Genevieve Haas: “Also, I don’t give an eff about any of the sports.”
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Genevieve Haas: “Elaborate conical bra situations”
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Genevieve Haas: “Oh my God”
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Genevieve Haas: “Sounds like I’m real good at keeping jobs.”
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Genevieve Haas: “What are people thinking?”
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Genevieve Haas: “Yeah, I mean, this is why we can’t have nice things.”
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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Belabor it, we shall. Belabor it, we shall.”
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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Circumvent it and they’ll have to… Circumvent. Cirsumvent. Cirsumvent.”
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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Everybody’s in on the click game. Everybody’s in on the click game.”
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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Everyone loves surprises. Everyone loves surprises.”
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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You can listen to my blog (Listen to my blog!)”
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