Andrew: Chuckling
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Andrew: “Dirty Uncle Steve used to be covered in winner’s dust.”
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Andrew: “Don’t forget, you’re talking to a man who knows one of yo–like, knows two of your three passwords.”
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Andrew: “First of all, it’s not called dandruff. It’s called winner’s dust. And you, of all people, should know that.”
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Andrew: “Holy shit snacks”
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Andrew: “I know you’re lying; because, no offense, but you can’t grow a five o’clock shadow.”
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Andrew: “I shouldn’t be broadcasting this, and I don’t know if this is, um… Because, it’s not quality… content.”
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Andrew: “I was just a little turd out there.”
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Andrew: “I’m sorry guys, I like Bud Light. I’m sorry.”
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Andrew: “I’m the one with the podcast now.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Oh, no! I know! Oh, no!”
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Andrew: Playing a clip from “After These Messages” about a Jeep ad with Olympics tie-in
Andrew and Luke: “I will laugh at every one of your jokes if you promise to not to describe yourself anymore. Oh, my plan finally worked.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, you got the vacation beard. Well, no.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Ten feet away from you and I look in your direction, and I can see that you have something going on on your face. No. No.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Why don’t you save it for the picnic; and then, everybody can touch your face at the picnic. Ooh, I’m, I’m fine with that.”
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Andrew and Luke: “You’re just a, you’re just a little turd out there. Just a little turd. You thought you were the shit, but you were like, you were the turd.”
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Luke: “And I’d go, ‘ROS?’ and he’d go, ‘Yep'”
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Luke: Doing a truck ad as Denis Leary
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Luke: Giggling and saying “I love it!”
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Luke: “He needed to dazzle them with a deut.”
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Luke: “I have a, you know, deep insecurity about my masculinity.”
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Luke: “Is it legal to be that insane, America?”
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Luke: “Is that legal?”
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Luke: “Jessica, I don’t, I don’t really believe in heaven; but, if there is a heaven, you just described it.”
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Luke: Lip Smacking
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Luke: “Long story… longer”
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Luke: “My woif!”
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Luke: Reading “I never tell a podcaster how to podcast” from a text message received from Carey
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Luke: Reading “Just my two podcast cents” from a text message received from Carey
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Luke: “ROS: Right On Schedule”
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Luke: Saying something that needs to be Google translated
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Luke: “So, Jessica, game recognize game, tip of the cap and all that.”
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Luke: “That’s what’s weird, my friend.”
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Luke: “The ‘Triple P Ranch’ for short”
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Luke: “Welcome to the new-conomy my friend. Click, click, click. I just ordered them off Amazon.”
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Luke: “YOLO”
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Luke: “YOLO, and the like. Or, YODO, as my mom says.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew asks what “Upper Decking” means and instantly regrets/remembers what it means when Luke starts explaining
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew would have to be making out with Luke to feel the vacation beard stubble
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Luke and Andrew: “Ask me what I’m wearing, Andrew. Refuse to do that. Fool me once. Five o’clock shadow and a smile.”
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Luke and Andrew: Hot streaks of good decisions, Olive Garden and Hospitalia-no
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Luke and Andrew: “I like all, all, all the sports. I do all the different ways. (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire! (Exactly) I wouldn’t piss on that drink if it were on fire.”
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Sound of Andrew throwing something while Luke is talking
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