Andrew: “And, all of you people, I just want you to know, I love you to death; and, it, it breaks my heart that you’re so wrong.”
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Andrew: “Chris, who? All, what?”
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Andrew: “Damn it!”
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Andrew: “Do you have no respect for me?”
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Andrew: Flat “What!”
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Andrew: “Fucking lighten up”
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Andrew: Gruff “What”
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Andrew: “How can you not like this segment!?”
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Andrew: “I’m completely unromantic”
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Andrew: “I’m probably trying to thread a needle here that maybe can’t be thread”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Other people’s dreams are amazing”
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Andrew: “Quick dazzling deet here”
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Andrew: Ranting about the marriage proposal that went wrong at a baseball game
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Andrew: Saying “Crazy Town” while Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” is playing
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Andrew: Stretched out “Matt Jones”
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Andrew: “The most bro-y”
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Andrew: “There you have it. That’s where my blood boiled.”
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Andrew: “There’s a lotta chatter on the dark web”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew would ask if Bill Murray is Brian-Doyle Murray’s brother
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Andrew and Luke: “I hope you had a moment to tell him how much you loved him in the ‘Get Smart’ movie. You son of a bitch. (No) Now we’re never getting him on.”
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Chris Hayes: “Blew my mind”
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Chris Hayes: Laughing
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Chris Hayes: “No, I’m… No, no, no, no”
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Chris Hayes: “Oh, the Bill Murray. Right.”
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Chris Hayes: Playing the K-Strass Scat drop back at the guys *
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Chris Hayes: Quietly saying “Oh my God, oh my God. That’s Bill Murray, that’s Bill Murray.”
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*: The title and description for this clip has been updated since it was originally posted
Luke: “Basically, you’re our Bill Murray, but Bill Murray is your Bill Murray”
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Luke: “Because, two people wanted to pitch woo”
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Luke: “Boy, oh boy, oh boy”
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Luke: Clapping
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Luke: Disbelieving “What!”
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Luke: “Holy shit, dude! You threw out the first pitch, you’re Chris Hayes.”
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Luke: “Holy shit!”
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Luke: “Holy…! I didn’t even think about that.”
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Luke: “I just Fresca’d my eye”
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Luke: “I regret nothing”
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Luke: “Now, wait a second”
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Luke: “Oh my God, dude!”
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Luke: Singing Frank Sinatra’s “You Make Me Feel So Young”
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Luke: “We need to thank our Crazy Town Butterfly level donation givers”
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Luke: “When I hear ‘three parent baby’, for some reason, I assume it has three heads”
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Luke: “Why was Bill Murray–How!? What!?”
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Luke: “Would you make me the happiest Lumineer in the world?”
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Luke and Andrew: Ducey, Double Ducey and Triple Ducey
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Luke and Andrew: “I effervesced right into my eyeball. Oh, that’s, that’s gonna make you go blind.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke jokingly thinks Carey has dreams of leaving him
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Luke and Andrew: Saying “U-Dub never heard of it! Getta load of this guy! That’s the best tasting pickle I ever heard!” with an exaggerated New York accent
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Luke and Andrew: “That’s bananas to me that it’s just in there. That’s some frickin’ Nicolas Cage National Treasure shit! (Yes, I know!)”
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