Luke: “And it just changed my frigging life!”
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Luke: “And, of wanting to nail your order”
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Luke: “And, you totally nailed it”
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Luke: “But, eighty percent of our audience has zero idea what the chopping and the screwing of a hip-hop song even means.”
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Luke: “Dag!”
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Luke: “I don’t feel like it’s as good when I make it. Now, when my wife makes it, cuz she can make super, awesome homemade salad dressing that I like. When she makes it, it’s good. When I make it, it’s like… uhh. I wish I was at Chop’t.”
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Luke: “I was turning into, I look like Lou Dobbs!”
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Luke: “It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood”
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Luke: “Jalapeños are the jam”
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Luke: “Last night, I was doing what I do when I get to a hotel room; which is, watching Forensic Files”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing and saying “What bald spot?”
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Luke: “Oh, man”
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Luke: “Oh, my good gracious. Andrew, why didn’t you tell me?”
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Luke: “Uh, I, I”
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Luke: “We can’t get started with the show, though, for realsies until we talk to this young man”
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Luke: “What is this, October 19th, in the year of our Lord, Twenty-Sixteen?”
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Luke: “Whoa”
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Luke: “You’ve made this Houston a home”
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Luke and Andrew: “And they chop it all up… and then they screw it. I don’t get it.”
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Luke and Andrew: Chop’t and Screwed in Bellingham
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Luke and Andrew: “Jalapeños… (Yeah) On a salad?”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke sharpshooting Andrew’s pronunciation of Manhattan’s “Houston”
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Luke and Andrew: “Mike doesn’t have, he doesn’t have a leg to stand on in this argument. Oh… nasty!”
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Luke and Andrew: “That’s what I look like? Cool. I’m forty years old, this is face, this is my bo-ody, (Mmm-hmm) it’s fine.”
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Luke and Andrew: “The other thing I’m loving about New York, Andrew, which I’ve forgotten about is… there are so many healthy good options. (Mmm)”
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???: Sneeze
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