Andrew: Attempting to make a drum roll sound and saying “Wait, that’s a boat.”
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Andrew: Drawn out “Ahhh”
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Andrew: “God, Walsh, why are you doing this?”
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Andrew: “Hah-ha!”
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Andrew: “I horfed three tacos, uh, three large tacos. Three Rancho Bravo-sized tacos.”
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Andrew: “I was in a cranky-ass mood on yesterday’s show. I don’t know why. I don’t know if I’m supposed to apologize.”
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Andrew: “I was ready for the Universe to say, ‘No, you’ve been looking forward to this moment for too long; so, it’s not gonna be that great.’ But, the Universe gave me this one.”
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Andrew: “I’m cutting this all out”
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Andrew: “It mostly sounds like bullshit”
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Andrew: Laughing to The Price Is Right losing horn
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Andrew: Making the sad horns sound
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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn it!”
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Andrew: Snorting and a Chuckle
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Andrew: “Tagging along for the ride”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew making the sad horns sound and Luke saying “I’ll do the sound effects around here”
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Andrew and Luke: “If I’m not handing out candy on Halloween, I ain’t handing (Yeah) out birthday messages in Chicago!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Would you say it’s a gateway rug? And, we got our show title.”
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Luke: “And, I horfed down half a wheel of cotija cheese”
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Luke: “Because, that’s how much time we’ve got for this Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be Too Beautiful To Live… Too Beautiful To Live!”
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Luke: “Boo”
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Luke: “Excellent spoof, my friend”
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Luke: “I got tricked and treated”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Lord willing and the creeks don’t rise”
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Luke: “She’s in the… Olive’s Garden, if you will.”
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Luke: “There you go, my Daisy. There you go.”
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Luke: “Tootsie Rolls and… and Power Gloves and… and Zip drives”
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Luke: “Walsh, Walsh, Baby”
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Luke: “We gotta thank our Count Duckula level donors of the day”
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Luke and Andrew: “If you have a problem, and if you can find him, you might have the A-Team. That’s the Andrew Team, in the context… That’s pretty good. I thought you were gonna say, ‘If you have a problem, Andrew will solve it'”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know, I’ve got a beef with that movie, ‘Undeclared’… Is it a beef taco?”
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