Andrew: “Boy, am I waking up early”
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Andrew: “I don’t understand how umlauts work”
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Andrew: “I usually like to shower at least seventeen times a day”
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Andrew: “I’m not a Müterhead [sic]“
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Andrew: “I’m taking you down to Chinatown!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Making a short teletype sound
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Andrew: Making teletype sounds
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Andrew: “‘member the salad days of Müterhead?”
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Andrew: “Nailed it”
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Andrew: Singing “Albania!”
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Andrew: “Slow down, daddy-o”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Snorting #2
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Andrew: “We got some [Teletype Machine Sounds] breaking news here”
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Andrew: “You know, Trump’s gonna ruin a lot of things. I don’t want Trump to ruin TBTL either.”
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Andrew: “You’re right, drinking in the morning is fun!”
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Andrew and Luke: “And I get to, you know, do this with you everyday and go ‘[teletype sounds]’ and see if I can (Yeah) make you laugh”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing to Luke’s spoof about CNN and John King
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Andrew and Luke: “Are you cool keeping the umlauts? I mean, those are pretty metal. Yes, they are. Yes, they are.”
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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Friday, it’s payday, they pay me to do that. How great is that? Wait a second, is it really payday? No, I don’t think so. It’s not for another week.”
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Andrew and Luke: Making teletype sounds
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Andrew and Luke: Making teletype sounds and Andrew singing “Albania!”
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Andrew and Luke: “The official kombucha of the Seahawks. What the actual fuck! As my daughter likes to say. Welcome to the Pacific Northwest, my friend.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Well, guess what, my friend. Hmm.”
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Luke: Drawn out “Ohh”
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Luke: “I got a baller room this time at Swissôtel”
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Luke: “I honestly have no earthly idea”
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Luke: Making teletype sounds
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Luke: Making teletype sounds #2
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Luke: Making teletype sounds and saying “Luke is a bad person”
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Luke: “Nice!”
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Luke: “Oh, my God. The Seahawks have an official kombucha sponsor!? That is insane to me!”
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Luke: Saying “Thanks, mate.” in an Australian accent
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Luke: Singing “Müterhead, what’s the price for flight”
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Luke: “Teva-core”
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Luke: “This is gonna make people long for Müterhead talk”
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Luke: “You just made a date with the Undertaker, motherfuckers!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m calling the police! Right.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m clearly not totally over this yet (No)”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s obvious, Andrew, we need to make the sTens Page great again. You know what we need, Luke? #Masa We need some Chicago Hope, I think. Yes, we do!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke laughing and Andrew making teletype sounds
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Luke and Andrew: “‘You know, those e-mails,’ that was the level of his understanding; but, what I felt like what I was seeing… That was a good Australian accent, by the way. Thanks, mate.”
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Luke and Andrew: “You’re drinking more Haterade (Right) then, then is, you know, part of a daily diet”
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Steve Neuman: “Gobble, gobble.”
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Steve Neuman: “Hey, turkeys! Gobble, gobble.”
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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message