Andrew: “And possibly even smoked one too many cigarettes. I know! I know. You should never smoke cigarettes, especially when you’re sick. But… I did, Josef. I did.”
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Andrew: “Bleu”
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Andrew: “Hello-sef, Josef. How do you like that? That’s my new thing.”
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Andrew: “Hey listen, I know. I, I like cheap-o beer. I’m not some sort of beer snob about it; but, just generally speaking, this story is depressing.”
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Andrew: “Hoo-hoo!”
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Andrew: “How does that happen!?”
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Andrew: “I got the brain-cloud”
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Andrew: “I have a cold”
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Andrew: “I think I’m gonna be a little slappy today”
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Andrew: “I’m out”
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Andrew: “I’m-a get me some pho”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Oh, God. That killed me.”
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Andrew: “Oh, really?”
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Andrew: “Ohhhh”
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Andrew: “What!?!”
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Andrew: “What is that?”
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Andrew: Whispering “Yo quiero Taco Bell”
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Andrew: “Whoa”
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Andrew: “You know… whatever.”
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Andrew and Luke: Chuckling
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Andrew and Luke: “You know what that was? That was the audio equivalent of Olive putting her paw on Carey’s finger. Ohhhh!”
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Luke: Chuckling and saying “Oh, man.”
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Luke: “Goddamn, that’s racist!”
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Luke: “I call that, ‘The Marriage Buster'”
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Luke: “I got more juice to drink; so, buckle up, everybody.”
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Luke: “I will slake my thirst with your blood!”
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Luke: Imitating sound of a line whistle
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Luke: Imitating sound of a line whistle #2
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Luke: “Job-job”
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Luke: “My wegs were shakin'”
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Luke: “Nguyen”
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Luke: “Nguyen” #2
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Luke: “Nguyen” #3
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Luke: “Nguyen” #4
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Luke: “Oh, no-sef, Josef”
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Luke: “Ow!”
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Luke: “Skyjinks, woo!”
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Luke: “Sorry, my… Hey L.A. Times… stop, please.”
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Luke: “That was actually me messing something up”
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Luke: “The Bay Kitty. We have so much to talk about with her. She had a rough yesterday, it turned out. Went to get, went to get spayed… or neutered. That’s how we honor Bob Barker’s memory in this house; is, we help control the pet population by having our pets spayed and neutered. I think only, maybe the girls gets spayed and the boys get neutered?”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, tell them The Bone sent ya! Don’t!”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, the first thing the doctor said was, he goes, ‘Has any insects come out of it?’ Hoo-hoo!”
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Luke and Andrew: hWhooping Cough vs Whooping Cough
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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s Job-job
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Luke and Andrew: “This mofo gonna break this seat into my lap! (Right. That’s exactly…) Yo, relax!”
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Luke and Andrew: Trying to figure out if the name spoken will be Rámon or Fernando
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Luke and Andrew: “We, we full-ass each and every episode (Yes! Yes, we certainly do!) of the show…”
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