Carey Burbank: “Burbanksgiving Champagne Cocktail”
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Carey Burbank: “This makes my family sound shitty”
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Carey Burbank and Genevieve Haas: “No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all.”
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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “I’m only laughing because you’re okay; and also, because I kept getting the image of, like, on a cartoon when you see the skeleton, like when you’ve been electrocuted. Like a, like a Scooby-Doo electrocution type of situation? Yes. It feels good to laugh.”
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Luke: “Anytime I’m eating, I’m, the crumbs are hitting the floor and that’s Rudy time”
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Luke: “Don’t blame me, I voted for the sand snakes”
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Luke: Giggling like the Pillsbury Doughboy
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Luke: Groaning
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Luke: “Hi there, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving! Welcome to the TBTL Thanksgiving Special 2016.”
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Luke: “I’m fucking terrified”
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Luke: “I’m gonna turn the fan up a little bit here, because, my bacon project is already going sideways; in that, I completely burned round one”
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Luke: “It’s a real theatre for the mind today”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Like, they’re fifty percent roll, fifty percent butter… one hundred percent bad decision making.”
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Luke: “Okay. So, we’re off to a hot start”
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Luke: Singing “Skillet. Skillets for breakfast. Skillets. Skillet”
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Luke: “The leader of the children. Look out, look out, look out, look out!”
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Luke: “There’s something about the outside of the turkey that’s good for the inside of man. I think that’s…”
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Luke: “Update from my life, I’m mincing garlic against my will over here…”
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Luke: “You know, it’s a holiday, I’m allowed to eat on the show. I just want to say that to everyone who’s mad. I did–I have declared that I’m gonna stop eating on the air.”
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Luke and Andrew: Carey had the hiccups and spilled some Burbanksgiving Cocktail while drinking some
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Luke and Andrew: “I would put olive hand as one of the top ten childhood experiences, right? I didn’t have it, you’ll be surprised to hear.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve sorta gone a little off script. I’ve gone rogue. Oh, good.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke may have hallucinated the Denny’s skillets advert
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Luke and Andrew: “The dog just sauntered through and almost dragged the entire operation down. Oh my God. We’re fine. Everything’s good.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Update from Burbank Springs: Project Bacon has now started activating the smoke alarm (Oh)”
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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke’s moment of bliss is tucking away at loads of rolls and mashed potatoes
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Luke and Carey Burbank: “These are your people, this is who you come from. Now, you know how I ended up with you.”
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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “By the way, Carey is laughing her ass off at your misfortune, Andrew. I… have my back turned because… feel terrible… It’s okay.”
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Luke, Carey Burbank and Genevieve Haas: Decasing (or unmaking) a sausage is unsettling
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