Andrew: “And, I don’t know what the shit this is”
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Andrew: “Beep beep beep”
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Andrew: “But, obviously, that’s a joke on me ‘cuz I’m the one who’s been a big baby about it”
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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls”
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Andrew: Cat got Andrew’s tongue
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Andrew: Cat got Andrew’s tongue #2
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Andrew: “Clever girl”
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Andrew: “Dr. Mountainstein’s Monster”
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Andrew: “I would go to sleep with the sound of like tow trucks, not tow trucks, like tow motors, or forklifts, as you would call them.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Like, I was this character that was kind of rolling my eyes at Luke”
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Andrew: “Oh yeah!”
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Andrew: “Oh, no!”
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Andrew: “Pickup”
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Andrew: “Power out”
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Andrew: “Really!?”
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Andrew: Speaking like Pete Carroll
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Andrew: “Straight-up truck”
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Andrew: “That, my friend, was a double whammy of a sentence”
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Andrew: “The Wet Mint Bandits”
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Andrew: “This is not interesting podcast talk; but… you and I… just to tell you, Luke”
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Andrew: “This is sounds [sic] insulting, and I don’t mean it as insulting as it sounds, but I actually think it’s the perfect level of acting for her.”
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Andrew: “To the big stage”
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Andrew: “Unfair! Not fair!”
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Andrew: “Whether it’s caulk, glue or booze, he’s gonna, he’s gonna treat ya sternly”
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Andrew: “Who is this guy?”
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Andrew: “With a, you know, a truck nut joke or two”
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Andrew: “Yeah”
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Andrew and Luke: “And, that’s why I kept on saying, ‘Shut up, dummy, I’m talking!’ (Yeah) every time you (Yeah) got a word in edge-wise. Go back (yeah) to the tape, it’s in there.”
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Andrew and Luke: “But, just seeing like a ten dollar bill just laying on the pillow just… I dunno, made me feel a little weird, I’m (Services rendered) not gonna lie. Right.”
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Andrew and Luke: “He’s gonna be a real HUD-sucker! Hey-oh!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I also think I say ‘continental’ weird. Do I say ‘camera’… Camera. Camera”
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Andrew and Luke: “It was a… pickup truck. I’d (Whoa!) never been picked up in a pickup truck… an Uber pickup truck.”
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Andrew and Luke: Lake Erie Chop and Screw
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Andrew and Luke: Lake Erie Screw Corporation
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Andrew and Luke: “She’s a woman shopper… The shopper was a woman!”
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Andrew and Luke: “She’s a woman shopper… The shopper was a woman! And, that’s why she couldn’t operate… on the rack of lamb.”
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Luke: “And then, the series of unfortunate events”
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Luke: “Because, I have made it such a life goal to try to claw my way, like Gollum, up to first class, to my precious”
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Luke: “By the way, I think that you speak for all the listeners when you say, ‘We’re not gonna do a No Point. Good.'”
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Luke: “Have a couple of adult bevvies. I can’t believe I just said that.”
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Luke: “Holy guacamole”
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Luke: “I win”
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Luke: “I’m calling them our M.I.A., Paper Planes level donors of the day”
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Luke: “I’ve embraced my truckiness”
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Luke: “It just keeps coming”
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Luke: “It’s really a, sort of a ‘Home Alone 3: Par Excellence'”
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Luke: “Keep it together, LB. Keep it together.”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “So, all’s well that ends well”
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Luke: “That’s love for you”
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Luke: “Wouldn’t that be cool”
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Luke: “Yes, here I am, don’t worry. I haven’t gone anywhere.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Did the recording work? Yeah. Yeah… (Oh, no!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Dude, here’s your glue. I wasn’t trying to steal it. You know, tick it up your butt. And then… And he was prepared to do it from, like, the way he looked. There was, to my knowledge, no coconut.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It was either this or SkyJinks level donors of the day. You guys are so lucky. You dodged, you dodged a SkyJinks. You dodged a SkyJink… Woo.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It was like a tube of… Something (blue) very personal. Yes, exactly.”
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Luke and Andrew: “She’s like Madonna, (Yeah) but of podcast… She’s more like (Alright) Gadonna… But, yeah.”
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Luke and Andrew: Slingblading
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