Nick Jarin’s “Keys to the Show” Intro
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Andrew: “Amazing!”
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Andrew: “Apparently, one of us is an asshole”
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Andrew: “Because, what we’re gonna find out is that you’re a good friend, and I’m awful.”
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Andrew: “Boom!”
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Andrew: “Boom!” #2
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Andrew: “Boom! Big Henry!”
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Andrew: “But, I, I don’t live with a lot of FOMO”
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Andrew: “Cat fight!”
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Andrew: Deflated “No”
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Andrew: “Don’t you worry about my undergarments”
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Andrew: Drawn out “I’ll take it”
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Andrew: “Emma Watson is just an idea to me. I don’t think I’ve even seen her in a movie.”
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Andrew: “Gurl!”
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Andrew: “Have you and I ever talked on the phone… ever?!!”
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Andrew: “He’s so… G-d talented, man!”
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Andrew: “I can’t remember what we’ve talked about on this show”
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Andrew: “I didn’t like the end”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s going on!”
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Andrew: “I guess”
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Andrew: “I like that action!”
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Andrew: “I love what a disaster this intro already is”
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Andrew: “I now have adult onset hangovers”
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Andrew: “I’ll allow it!”
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Andrew: “I’m more, we’ve tried to hash it on the show, I’m more like: Fear of Missing ‘Murder, She Wrote'”
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Andrew: “It’s so good, Nick! It’s so good!”
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Andrew: “Just filling a slanket with my farts”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: Laughing #4
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Andrew: Laughing #5
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Andrew: Laughing #6
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “No, no! I didn’t mean it that way.”
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Andrew: “Never!!”
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Andrew: “No! It’s so crazy!”
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Andrew: “Okily dokily here”
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Andrew: “Really?”
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Andrew: Saying “Ford” in “Wallingford” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Saying “You’d be prettier if you smiled a little bit” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Singing “Friends forever”
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Andrew: “That’s Big Henry”
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Andrew: “The photo is… amazing!”
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Andrew: “Welcome to day two of Lukeless in Seattle”
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Andrew: “What!?!”
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Andrew: “What!!? Really!?”
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Andrew: “Why talk to my therapist about it, that’s why I got you guys for. Hey, everybody!”
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Andrew: “You gotta open up a bit, gurl!”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “And, I assumed that you… I assumed that you assumed that Hillary Clinton would win the election… Yeah.”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Listeners love it when I say the word, ‘colleague’ (Mmm)”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “People on this show know that I have the cultural literacy of an ant. Mmm-hmm. An ant, that lived… I don’t know.”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “She may or may not be in this–Schrödinger’s Watson, is what it is. Can we write that as a show title, Schrödinger’s Watson? (Schrödinger’s Watson? I love that)”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: The Greatest Generation is a great name for a good podcast
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Would you say that he rules the school? He rules the school with his bestie”
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Nick Jarin: “I am the professional in the room, in this case”
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Nick Jarin: “I feel like we would do decent on ‘The Newlywed Show,’ except we’ve never made whoopie.”
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Nick Jarin: “Just look at this fucking guy”
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Nick Jarin: Laughing
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Nick Jarin: “So, really, that was ‘E’? Answer E: Filling a slanket with farts?”
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Nick Jarin: “What was I thinking? I can’t wait to get out of here!”
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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Andrew cracking up while Nick is spoofing about the Seahawks
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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Are doing okay? (I, I…) Do you need to see a therapist? No! It’s so crazy!”
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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “I’m just going ahead and break the fourth wall: why do you guys let him do this? They don’t have a choice… Luke’s gone.”
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