Andrew: “Cuz, they’re just gonna screw it up, Genevieve! They’ve already screwed it up a bunch of times!”
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Andrew: “Either, the crowd loves you or you’re standing next to the ocean. I can’t tell.”
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Andrew: “Ha!”
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Andrew: “I don’t owe it to the Browns anymore, just to waste my Sundays. I just so, I just so mad about it!”
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Andrew: “I don’t–I’m out!”
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Andrew: “I just so mad about it!”
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Andrew: “I’ll be honest with you”
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Andrew: “I’m just going to the grocery store, right now; cuz, I know that the Browns are gonna disappoint me. And, I’m sick of it. I’m sick of waking up on Sundays and, and, now I sound like Tony Rizzo”
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Andrew: “It’s a slam on me, I’m not good at ’em”
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Andrew: “It’s January 3rd, I was so excited to start the show; and, now, I’m just taking us into Stock Talk”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Let her clear her throats!”
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Andrew: “Moment of corniness”
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Andrew: “Oh, God, Carey… Get out! Get out!”
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Andrew: “Oh, wow!”
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Andrew: Singing “So, this is the new year!”
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Andrew: “Taargüs! Taargüs!”
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Andrew: “We have two more weeks to just… do whatever we want before the hammer comes down, Luke.”
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Andrew: “Wow”
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Andrew and Carey Burbank: Andrew asks Carey to take a photo if Luke passes out drunk while in his underwear and wearing his baldness laser helmet
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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh, how about New Carey? Love it!”
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Carey Burbank: “I was trying to… use your precious against you”
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Carey Burbank: Mimicking Rudy’s howling
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Carey Burbank: “Oh, Jesus”
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Carey Burbank: “Stop! I don’t even listen to Blake Shelton.”
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Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “Oh, it’s, it’s pretty disturbing to see in person. (Oh, goddamn it!) So, I’m wearing this baldness laser helmet, (Oh, shit!) I’m working on the show”
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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Also, tell him what happened when you asked it to start playing TBTL. It doesn’t know what TBTL is. Oh, no!”
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Luke: “A sad-off?”
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Luke: “Amazon Clapper Network”
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Luke: “Because, Darrell Bevell is a fucking idiot!”
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Luke: “Call me… a starry-eyed dreamer”
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Luke: “Clapper, put two minutes on the clock”
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Luke: “Classy! Classy!”
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Luke: “Easy, Slingblade”
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Luke: “I got my Amazon Clapper in the mail and I set it up yesterday!”
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Luke: “I think the listeners are f–are f, feeling an unusual sensation right now, which is, intrigue”
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Luke: “I thought that was a pretty good spoof the other day”
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Luke: “I want to talk about my Clapper”
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Luke: “I’ll be darned”
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Luke: “I’m always one bad feeling away from getting into it with the whole world”
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Luke: “I’m elbow deep in zoodles”
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Luke: “I’m sure you’re very lovable”
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Luke: “Real classy! Real classy! Our guy’s hurt!”
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Luke: Singing a portion of “Let Me Clear My Throat”
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Luke: “That is not written anywhere in our contract with American Public Media. So, we’re just gonna call that one a game time decision”
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Luke: “The Burbanks are now the proud owner of an Amazon Echo; or, as we will be calling it on this show, an Amazon Clapper”
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Luke: “There’s somebody, though, that lives in this house that is not a fan of the Clapper”
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Luke: “We’d like to thank our ‘I’ll Possess Your Heart’ level donors of the day”
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Luke: “We’re really management proof. We’ve management-proofed this show”
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Luke: Whispering “Keep singing!”
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Luke: “You put your cologne on for your girlfriend!!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a real COMOWACA… (It is!) out there. It’s a COMOWACA day on TBTL. That’s right.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s time to thank our ‘So, this is the new year!’ That’s not even how (So, this is) it goes! So, this is the new year, Death Cab for Cutie level donors of the day. Keep singing! I don’t–I’m out!”
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Luke and Andrew: “She’s a real A word. She’s a real A word!”
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Luke and Andrew: TBTL is Open Source
Luke and Andrew: “We want to thank our ‘So, this is our new year. And, I don’t feel anything different’ Death Cab for Cutie, Transatlanticism level donors of the day”
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Luke, Andrew and Carey Burbank: Luke, his baldness laser helmet and underwear