The show started off with a voicemail recording of Steve “The Stu-bot” Neuman singing a version of Rachel Platten’s “Fight Song” that has been tweaked to reflect Andrew’s parking story that was told on #2287.
Steve Neuman: Singing “Three, two… This is my fight song, my Andrew fight song. The fight didn’t last long…the story, which was very long”
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While discussing the “This is the ‘Drew Year” mashup that Luke created and played on #2287, Luke also sang “So, this is the new year”. Even though it was not in the clear, I created a “This is the Luke Year” mashup.
Death Cab for Cutie and Luke: “This is the Luke Year” Mashup
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Andrew: “And, I don’t mean that as an asshole; although, I came off as one.”
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Andrew: “And, this is awful!”
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Andrew: “Can… you believe that ending?!?”
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Andrew: “Classic Mrs. Renfro’s Salsa”
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Andrew: “How are you being raised, son?”
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Andrew: “I don’t watch television”
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Andrew: “I know that we’re in some really gross, illegal activity here”
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Andrew: “I was thinking about the show, after the show. Something I try very hard not to do”
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Andrew: “I’m a self-righteous, tight-assed podcaster”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: Laughing #4
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Andrew: Laughing #5
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I haven’t heard that in forever. I totally forgot that existed!”
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Andrew: “Oh, damn! Oh, damn! Yes!”
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Andrew: “Remember that time I wasn’t emotionally vulnerable? Nah, me neither.”
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Andrew: “Sue me? Sue me for wha’?”
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Andrew: “That story just went… It started at the bottom, it crawled along the bottom, and then it stayed at the bottom.”
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Andrew: “These will be our, this is our ‘Drew Year level donors of the day”
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Andrew: “This is my sick, twisted brain”
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Andrew: “What a bad idea, Luke!”
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Andrew: “You know, I don’t trust YouTube anymore. Can I just say that?”
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Andrew: “You’re right, I’m a sensitive flower”
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Andrew: “You’ve got to patent the Walsh Pink Ink defense strategy: If the ink is pink, I’m not trying to make a stink”
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Andrew and Luke: Both saying “Hüsker Dü!” in an overly exaggerated manner
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Andrew and Luke: “Did you tell them that, like they were, like they were a parking enforcement person? I was trying to remember which ill-advised conversation of mine you were referring to”
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Andrew and Luke: “Taking away the solemnity… Nope. Nope! That’s not the word, sol–Yeah! Solemnity? Yeah! Sure? Yeah, sure! The solemn nature. The solemn nature.”
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Andrew and Luke: “You’re gonna be in Hank’s World. Yeah, I’m already… A world I know nothing about.”
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Luke: “Andrew’s not gonna like this”
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Luke: “Apparently”
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Luke: “Being big doesn’t mean shit when the other guy has a gun”
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Luke: “But, this is motherfucking David S. Pumpkins”
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Luke: “Constable Walsh or Sheriff Andy come to mind. Maybe it can be called Wallingfordistan, or Walsh World, or something.”
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Luke: Funny “Okay”
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Luke: “Guten Tag, my dog.”
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Luke: “His hands were all bloody, from punches on the concrete. Goddamn, homie! My mind is playing tricks on me.”
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Luke: “I already have a bit of a Charlie Brown face”
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Luke: “I learned something about you yesterday, Walshski”
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Luke: “Is this what you dreamed your life would be? That you would follow people around in a little clown car, and tell them they stopped their car on a wrong piece of cement? I said, you are a remora on society. You do not create anything.”
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Luke: “Previously known as the ‘Miami Meat Tent’, but… it’s a whole new Andrew after yesterday’s show”
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Luke: Saying “Hüsker Dü!” in an exaggerated manner
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Luke: Singing “So, this is the new year”
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Luke: “Thank God, no one can see me right now”
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Luke: “That green room is gonna be a royal shit show”
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Luke: “That’s another Listener Limerick Challenge. I want… Now, I’m just naming segments after Wait Wait”
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Luke: “The Burbs!”
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Luke: “This is a genius spoof!”
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Luke: “This is like money I can just write numbers on this paper, and then I get things for it? This is cool!”
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Luke: “Wha-whaaaa!?”
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Luke: “Wilson!!!”
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Luke: “You know what? Andrew, you have completely, you’ve turned me around on this.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Guten Tag, my dog. Oh, damn! Oh, damn! yes!”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing and Chuckling
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Luke and Andrew: Luke dabbed his way out of the office to bother Carey
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Luke and Andrew: “Okay. You got me.”
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Luke and Andrew: “This lady is asking for someone to wipe their booty on her pizza, (Right) and I would side with the booty wiper. You… why do you always side with the booty wiper?”
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