During the e-mail segment of the show, Andrew and Luke played a sharpshooting voicemail left by Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman regarding the proper pronunciation of the brand “Saucony”.
There were also these two word gems from the Stu-bot as well.
Steve Neuman: “Andrew is very, very wrong”
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Steve Neuman: “Paint your bald spot!”
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Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want a third line
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Andrew: Evolution of TBTL
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Andrew: “Excuse my language: You fucking lied to me; and, it just, that really bothers me.”
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Andrew: “He-he-he-heeee!”
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Andrew: “I am as mad as hell; but, I’m clearly still taking it.”
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Andrew: “I don’t need a pickle, I’m just gonna ride on my motorsickle [ph]“
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Andrew: “I got swindled!!”
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Andrew: “I, I’m apoplectic about this”
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Andrew: “I… love your story, it’s a beautiful story”
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Andrew: “If you really want to see this picture, people, you can find it online. It is… amazing.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: Mock-ranting and raving about password and T-Mobile talk
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Andrew: “Really!?”
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Andrew: “They never really explain the numbers. They just give you a bunch of numbers really quickly; and then, look at you like you’re kind of a dummy for not being able to figure out their, their new math on this.”
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Andrew: “This is the crankiest episode of TBTL ever”
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Andrew: “Unless I… had a five minute blackout in the middle of the day… which, I didn’t.”
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Andrew: “What was I even doing there!?!”
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Andrew: “You have a third line!”
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Andrew: “You know in Soviet Russia… Jesse gets you?”
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Andrew: “You might get comments, but you can’t respond; because, your… the snorkel’s in your mouth”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got excited by the locations of the donors of the day and cut Luke off
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Andrew and Luke: Oh, Mandy
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Luke: “But now, we’re gonna get this guy on the line. Who, I can start blaming for some of the… mediocre broadcasting”
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Luke: “Give me a fucking brark with this company!”
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Luke: “Hey, it’s episode 2326 in a collector’s series”
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Luke: “I am your, somewhat, unprepared host”
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Luke: “I thought the LaCroix was done. It’s not!”
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Luke: “I’m putting topic on my bald spot. You paint your bald spot?”
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Luke: “Ipso facto… ergo to… wit”
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Luke: “Jesse Jones!!!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing #2
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Luke: Laughing #3
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Luke: “New York City!?”
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Luke: “Oh my God, are you shitting me?”
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Luke: Singing “You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant”
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Luke: “Snowflakes, while beautiful, are basically little shards of ice that want to hurt your cornea.”
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Luke: “Somebody has to tell me… when the show actually starts. So that I will be more prepared and I won’t have… some food in my mouth and… bubble water washing it down and a whole situation.”
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Luke: “When I go low, then later I’ll go high… with two different passwords. That doesn’t make sense as a joke, but that’s fine.”
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Luke: “Yo, we’re getting killed by these Snuggies”
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Luke: “You can’t just put a bird on it”
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Luke and Andrew: “Are you kidding me!? (No) Ha!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I did not do the geography of the keyboard (Right) when I made this new one”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, boy! Yeah.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Paint your bald spot? Paint? I don’t paint my bald spot.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Save me… my dude. How are you doing, man.”
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