Andrew: “And then, at the very end of your dream, right before you wake up, you see a man in a laser baldness helmet”
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Andrew: “And, bing!”
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Andrew: “Honestly, I don’t remember anything before ass over tea kettle”
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Andrew: “I think there is something so inherently… unsexy about the image. Again, like, this is the woman who’s with me. Like, she knows from unsexy, but I think…”
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Andrew: “I wanna try it!”
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Andrew: “I’m worried that I’m gonna be taking all the fun out of this trip. I’m promising you, on this road trip, I’m gonna try to be as fun as possible.”
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Andrew: “It’s just… mudslides… There’s just mudslides all over the place.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Ooooh, yeah!”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “Fireball”
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Andrew: Saying “Oh, God!” away from the microphone
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Andrew: “Sir, is that a Nash? Get out of our store with a Nash, ya poser!”
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Andrew: “Skate or die!”
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Andrew: “They sent you a message with their faces and you heard that message, and saw that message; and now, you’ll internalize it and know that they’re not playing that game.”
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Andrew: “To the extreme!!”
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Andrew: “Ummm”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wishing a broken wrist for Luke
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Andrew and Luke: “Catch you on the flip side, dude-meisters… (Whoa!) Not!!! Easy poochie… easy.”
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Andrew and Luke: “In the tears of slaves. Yeah, exactly!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, it’s seven minutes, I stumbled over a word. Can you clean it up for me? Probably not. It’s just at seven minutes, dude, it will be really easy.”
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Andrew and Luke: Ran out of Dazzling Donor music trying to pronounce “Guglielmo”
Luke: “Dinner time!!”
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Luke: Drawn out and deflated “I know”
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Luke: “I don’t know why I’m taking this to… Hurtful Town”
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Luke: “I think it’s possible that rollerblading is the unicycle of roller skating.”
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Luke: “I’m gonna head down… to the skateboard shop… like a young… and… get a skateboard… and probably kill myself within two hours of trying to ride on it”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing like Muttley
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Luke: “Oof”
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Luke: Saying “We’re being crazy!” in a high-pitched voice
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Luke: Singing “We wish you a broken wrist-a, we wish you a broken wrist”
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Luke: Snorting
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Luke: Spit Take
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Luke: “Throw that log on the fire! It’s also, your circadian rhythms are jacked!!”
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Luke: “Ugh!!! Dad! I’m skating!”
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Luke and Andrew: Rollerblading, SoCo and Sparking the Fires of Love
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Luke and Andrew: “So basically, if you see me in a bar and you’re drinking hundred proof… Southern Comfort, you’re my hero. And, if you’re only damaging your body to the tune of forty-two percent alcohol, I don’t have time for you. Get busy drinking it… get busy… dying. I don’t know.”
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