Andrew: “After These Messages: After the Fact”
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Andrew: “Give me them cards! I need some cases, I need some closes; and, damn it, I need some listener comments, stat!”
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Andrew: “Hello… Luke… Burbank”
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Andrew: “It was grody”
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Andrew: “It’s so reasonable!”
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Andrew: “Like, and, sorta, you know, just”
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Andrew: “Like, you know, just sorta”
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Andrew: “Like… just, you know, sorta, he’s just like sorta, you know, like… I’m just sorta, know you, like”
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Andrew: “My dogs are Diet Barq’s-ing”
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Andrew: Saying “I won’t, be able, to talk, because, I’ve run…” as if he’s catching his breath and is wheezing
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Andrew: Saying “Yeah!” and laughing
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Andrew: “Suck it, Gallagher One! You’re not even Gallagher anymore.”
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Andrew: “That’s like straight out of a Reader’s Digest, on to our podcast!”
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Andrew: “Uh-huh. Uh-huh.”
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Andrew: “‘Uh, Mr. Radke…’ I, I don’t know why you’re calling your best friend, ‘Mr. Radke’ either. You really are a weirdo. We have to talk about that.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Because, I shouldn’t say this. Cuz, this is gonna make you feel bad and it’s gonna get in your head, and I don’t want it (Oh, no) to; but, I want to be honest (Oh, no) with you. What do you think I’m gonna say?”
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Andrew and Luke: “But, I used to sit at home and watch so much stand-up comedy, starting, I think, my sophomore year; because… that’s the year my parents got a divorce. (Aww) Aww. Uh, and, no. It was great for me, actually. Cuz, then I got to move to the city and I lived with my dad, and we had cable television! All Carrot Top, all the time. Yes.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll cut this out. Don’t cut this out.”
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Andrew and Luke: “My diet dogs are Barq-ing”
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Andrew and Luke: Radio version of Luke Burbank, aka Burbank One, and Normal Burbank
Luke: “I tend to take the Corky St. Clair approach: You record it, you record it, you record it, and then you forget it”
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Luke: “I’m gonna need eyes on your screen at all times”
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Luke: “Professor Banana Pants?”
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Luke: “Sorry, Christy. Just give me a minute on this”
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Luke: “Woah! I’m amped!”
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Luke and Andrew: “All Carrot Top, all the time. Yes.”
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Luke and Andrew: “And then, she says, ‘Chris Hayes, please follow me on Twitter’. (Oh, no!) Which is, which is, TBTL’s version of ‘Baba Booey’. Yeah!”
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Luke and Andrew: Card Reader not ATM “Machine”
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Luke and Andrew: “Everyone’s touched your fidget spinner, Andrew. It’s the town fidget spinner at this point.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Everything I thought I knew about OCD is off. Keep the fidget spinner.”
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Luke and Andrew: Fidget Spinner, OCD and Sexual Arousal
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Luke and Andrew: “I gave the fidget spinner to Sherman Alexie. Yours. Oh, no, no, during the show, (yours) he borrowed it. (Yours) Goddamn it. Everyone’s touched your fidget spinner, Andrew. It’s the town fidget spinner at this point.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke took Andrew’s yellow fidget spinner and used it on stage
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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Pajamagram” in the manner of “Mahna Mahna”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is where the hot-air balloon comes in; (Yeah) because, it’s silent, but deadly… like me, in the RV. Oh, no.”
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