Luke: “All will be revealed, Saturday night, in Austin”
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Luke: “Alright… people. This is really happening.”
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Luke: “And, if you’re waiting for the eagle to shit on Friday, that’s fine too.”
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Luke: “Are you… even for real right now?”
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Luke: “As my wife would say, ‘You’re gonna hard eye-roll so hard… that… you’re eyes are gonna come detached. You’re gonna look like a slot machine in Reno, in the 70s.'”
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Luke: “Face hair, don’t care”
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Luke: “He co-rented an RV; but, it doesn’t mean that he thinks he’s better than anyone else”
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Luke: “Hi, it’s the TBTL-a-thon week! Please enjoy this first episode, ‘Grease on the Skin and Farts on the Deck'”
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Luke: “I have this… new… Pitbull… Tiësto song that is just going to absolutely knock your dick in the dirt”
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Luke: “I will happily volunteer for backing it up duty”
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Luke: Incorrectly stating the show number, which is actually 2395, in a collector’s series
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Luke: “My dearest Olive… I hope the morning finds you well”
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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank. I am your driver… slash host”
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Luke: “Oh, yeah, listen to that, listen to that HEMI work! I don’t know what any of those words are that I just said.”
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Luke: Saying “I don’t know, Davy!” as a claymation dog
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Luke: Saying “On the day of my daughter’s wedding. On the day of my daughter’s TBTL-a-thon, you come to me and you play ‘I Spy’ on the radio.” as The Godfather
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Luke: Singing “And the landjäger brought him down”
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Luke: “Something just flew out in the back; so, that’s… probably something we need to investigate”
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Luke: “They had their teabags out”
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Luke: “We call that, ‘The Burbank Send-Off'”
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Luke: “We made tomorrow’s Boise today… but, we still got to get to tomorrow’s… Vegas”
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Luke: “Which, could either mean this is an amazingly triumphant week, where they climb back to .500 and we have a lot of fun; or, it could just be… just a, a crane kick to the nut sack of our heart… seven times between now and Austin.”
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Luke: “You don’t worry your pretty little head about that, my friend”
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Luke and Andrew: Carey had some bad premonition about the road trip
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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank, who crawled through a mile of shit… to leave… Walter and Susie Burbank’s home and go to the University of Washington. I’d like to tell ya that Luke didn’t drive the RV that day.”
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Luke and Andrew: “May your life feel like a drive from Boise to Las Vegas. With nothing to talk about.”
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Luke and Andrew: “The other thing I brought that, I, even I was like… come on, dude… is… I brought my scale. You did!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, like The Splendid Table doesn’t ask you for this kind of shit all the time. On the air (Yeah)”
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Luke and Andrew: “You have no… rearview mirror; like, the thing that you normally look up at in your car to see who’s behind you. If I do that, I’m just looking into the bathroom. What’s going on back there? Nothing good.”
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